This ought to give you a laugh.:-)

[Russ]

http://www.netauthority.org Click the "Forum" link.

What's funniest about these people is the level of arrogance they demonstrate by trying to set themselves up as the "authority". They are like Cops who carry no gun, trying to stare down a criminal with a full auto M-16.

Note to you atheists who like to paint all Christians with the same brush: This group represents only a VERY small percentage of Believers.

Russ, NCNE

 

[LordMaul]

Heh, the part about the fact they are down?

 

[Mikal]

"Forums Unavailable

Due to massive abuse, the forums will not be available. Let it be known that everyone who posted their filth
on the message boards has been duly added to our databases."

What the heck did you write??

 

[JayPatel]

LOL

 

[goog40]

Oh won't someone think of the children!

 

[RGN]

<<People often claim that they were added by their friends as a practical joke. Now, consider this scenario. A young man, let's call him Ray, notices that his friend, let's call her Jody, has been acting a little strange. She is much more aloof around family and friends, and she has been spending a lot more time at the computer. These are clear, tell-tale signs that Jody is exploring illegal pornography on the Internet. Out of fear for the safety of both Jody, and the Internet as a whole, Ray reports Jody as an offender and she is added to our database.


WACKY WACKY WACKY. SCARY TOO!!!


eRyan

 

[LordMaul]

<< Distributing, viewing, aiding in the digital transfer of, or being involved in any way with interracial pornography on the Internet puts you in violation of the NA-AIUG.

General Blasphemy

Blasphemic content is any material that is seen as sin through the eyes of our Lord. It is expected that all Internet users familiarize themselves with The Bible. Ignorance is no excuse! If you are involved with the distribution of, or obtain in any fashion material that is considered offensive, then you are in violation of the NA-AIUG.

>>



UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMM....I am a Christian, but DAMN, anyone why did they have to mention SPECIFICALLY &quot;Interracial pr0n&quot;?

 

[Mikal]

&quot;Brown Sugah, come bathe with Mikal!&quot;

 

[kamiam]

net authority
BWUAHAHAHAHA!!!


<< Let it be known that everyone who posted their filth on the message boards has been duly added to our databases >>



oh my...I'm really scared!!! roflmaopimp!!
some(names intentionally left out)who are members here would fit right in w/ that wacked out crowd

 

[Rastus]

Mikal, you have been reported.

 

[N8Magic]

&quot;Brown Sugah, come bathe with Mikal!&quot;

Now that was classic.

 

[Mikal]

It was the woman's fault! She tempted me! Evil creature......

 

[Russ]

You guys are just too easy.

Russ, NCNE

 

[Mikal]

Of course, no one compares to the eminence of the being that is Russ!

('Cept maybe Big Bird)

 

[TheOverlord]

<< The hate literature list contains information on people who have either read, distributed, or been involved in any way with hate literature on the internet. Hate literature is any material that indicates in any way the superiority of one group of persons over another. >>



So, uh, if i were to make a post saying that us ATers were superior to the Ars Technica guys then I would be a purveryor of hate literature?

And what the heck do they do with the database anyway? they have an assault team that rappels into your house and confiscates your pr0n collection?


To think that people wonder why Christians become so stereotyped, I'm an elder in the Presbyterian church but still I think this is taking things way too far...

 

[GL]

<< Interracial Pornography

Registered Interracial Pornography Offenders: 3009

The interracial pornography list contains information on people who have either viewed, distributed, or been involved in any way with interracial pornography on the internet. Interration pornography is pornography involving two or more persons of differing racial descents. >>



Lovely. Interracial pornography is pointed-out specifically (in addition to homosexual pornography), because you know, interracial pornography is more blasphemous than your same-race pornography.

One day I'll get around to overwhelming their FileMaker Pro database hehehe.

 

[Viperoni]

These ppl are so FOS it's not even funny.
But I laugh anyhow

 

[Josh]

I think we killed them.

&quot;Forums Unavailable

Due to massive abuse, the forums will not be available. Let it be known that everyone who posted their filth on the message boards has been duly added to our databases.&quot;

 

[GL]

Oh joy, can I enter their Contest? You can win a Bible people - all you have to do is report the most offenders!

 

[Mikal]

Josh, ol buddy, i already quoted that up above.....

 

[kami]

LOL. What a steaming pile of crap. I wish I could've had some fun on their forums.

 

[Josh]

<< Josh, ol buddy, i already quoted that up above..... >>



Ah, didn't notice it buddy. Sorry

 

[Russ]

<< You guys are just too easy. >>



Apparently, I was too subtle, so I'll try again.

IT'S A HOAX.

Russ, NCNE

 

[Mikal]

NP, I won't report you. This time!

 

[GL]

Oh man...this is the second time I've fallen for something like this! On a medium with such noteable sites as &quot;virtual stapler&quot; I wouldn't have been surprised if this existed. Actually, I'm more surprised it doesn't!