This new Twerk thing going on

[Fritzo]

My daughter came home and mentioned she's learning how to "twerk". Me, being a standard dad, had my face buried in a newspaper and said "that's nice dear."

It stuck in my mind for the rest of the day, then I decided to Google what the hell "twerking" is. I can say two things:

1)
2) I'm suddenly hungry for jello.

NSFW? Not sure- http://www.youtube.com/user/TheOfficialtwerkteam

 

[mistercrabby]

don't blame yourself.

 

[DesiPower]

why would a daughter tell a dad if she's doing something like that... wow... not sure how i should take it, good father daughter relationship where she could share anything? or bad father lack of discipline...

 

[bigpimpatl]

How does it feel to be the proud father of a future stripper?

 

[tfinch2]

This new twerk thing? Maybe new to your daughter, but not even remotely new in general.

 

[2timer]

Twerking is better than tweaking, FYI.

 

[lxskllr]

I'm not a fan. It's a lot of what I hate about modern society in one package.

Edit:
Changed "almost everything" to "a lot" Who am I kidding? I hate almost everything, and one person couldn't fit most of what I hate into a single activity :^D

 

[RossMAN]

NSFW http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/433/1298700790661.gif

 

[Farang]

pic of daughter twerking?

can we merge this and the cheerleader thread plz

 

[SagaLore]

How old is your daughter?

 

[SheHateMe]

Its not new. Twerking has been a thing since atleast 2008 ("Twerk Team" started it ). It was something I only saw ghetto chicks doing on youtube and then for some reason white girls started doing it too.

Now, it will never go away.

 

[phucheneh]

The only thing new(er) is the word that some rapper with the vocabulary of a six-year-old made up so that his garbage would rhyme.

It's just someone shaking their assfat.

 

[TridenT]

This new twerk thing? Maybe new to your daughter, but not even remotely new in general.

Rofl this.

How old is your daughter?

Preschool age.

 

[Leros]

I can see how young girls could do that innocently just because it seems fun.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

I always heard the line in Rick James' Super Freak as "It didn' twerk, no".

 

[Kadarin]

Sounds like a good skill for a young woman to have.

 

[WelshBloke]

NSFW http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/433/1298700790661.gif

Wow. That looks very.... hygienic?

 

[Jodell88]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSRKCAATEl4&noredirect=1

 

[LevelSea]

Does she use facebook?
http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhHxudl733qYvGp94T

 

[ElFenix]

twerk was better the first time when it was called bounce


/hipster

 

[WhoBeDaPlaya]

NSFW http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/433/1298700790661.gif

I suppose that's one way to use a bidet...

 

[Kadarin]

I suppose that's one way to use a bidet...

She probably had a lot of fun doing that...

 

[Fritzo]

Its not new. Twerking has been a thing since atleast 2008 ("Twerk Team" started it ). It was something I only saw ghetto chicks doing on youtube and then for some reason white girls started doing it too.

Now, it will never go away.

It's new to me because it's now going mainstream. First I've heard of it, now I'm hearing news anchors and older people mention it.

My daughter is 17 and was just joking around with her friends when she said that. I'd probably do something that would get me incarcerated if I caught her doing that in public.

 

[Fritzo]

Does she use facebook?
http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhHxudl733qYvGp94T

Wow...he went old school on them! My mom used to say the worst thing in the world was when she did something bad and her dad would make her go get her own "switch".

 

[purbeast0]

404 - newness not found

and no it didn't "just go mainstream" because you just found out about it.