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$1 when I was an undergrad in 2000
don't think $1 is even enough for the meter these days.
$1 when I was an undergrad in 2000
Can you really fuck up an ice cream sammich?
Dude, absolutely. Crappy, soggy cookie, or one that is too crunchy. Grainy, icy "frozen desert" filling. A truly good ice cream sandwich has a thick, rich, creamy texture, with just the right amount of bite to the chocolate cookie, and... this is important... the cookie does not stick to your fingertips. If the cookie sticks to your fingers you are consuming a subpar ice cream sandwich.
fuck yo shitty ice cream sandwiches
rosewater pistachio mashti (basically wafers on top/bottom)
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fuck yo shitty ice cream sandwiches
rosewater pistachio mashti (basically wafers on top/bottom)
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nope to all that crap
this is the best
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can you get these in the states?
fuck yo shitty ice cream sandwiches
rosewater pistachio mashti (basically wafers on top/bottom)
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nothing beats just a plain ole vanilla ice cream sammich.
the shitty 50 cent ice cream sandwiches of our youth - in hindsight they were/are fucking terrible.
This. I don't mind some mix-in goodies in ice cream, but for an ice cream sandwich you want chocolate cookie, and vanilla ice cream. No further intellectual effort is required.
I just bought some of the Klondike ones last month and was not impressed. The ice cream itself is kinda cheap tasting.
Lately I've just been buying the Haagen-Dazs and Magnum ice cream bars.
The problem with all ice cream sandwiches, imho, is that the actual ice cream in them sucks. They seemingly HAVE to adulterate it beyond the bounds of all that is holy to get it stay "conformed" in their concoctions.
The vanilla ice cream in an ice cream sandwich is just . . . not . . . good. AT ALL!
Don't believe me, you with your sad and resigned taste buds . . . Bud?
Then I challenge you to do the following:
1) Take a dish of your favorite premium vanilla ice cream.
2) Next to it, place the extracted oblong brick from your favorite industrial abortion of an ice cream sandwich.
3) Perform an A/B taste test.
4) Report back in this thread. STAY HONEST. Remember, Gawd and the ghost of Dolly Madison are watching.
That said, in my early days of introduction to the green goddess of goodness in college, just after indulging, we went down to the vending machine in our dorm basement and ponied up 10 cents apiece for some. Suddenly, there was an orgy of sensory delight in my mouth heretofore unknown! I realized I had discovered the beer goggles of crappy desert confections.
As the fully clothed hawkers of quiescently frozen treats trudging to and fro on the beaches of Wildwood in the hot August sun, fresh off parole and looking to take their place in the service economy, would loudly proclaim, "Ice cream heah! Take yer tongue on a sleigh ride!" :biggrin:
The above empirical challenge, my ice cream sandwich besotted friends . . . perform it and then bow before the might and majesty of SCIENCE! ()![]()