This kid's got REAL balls

Syringer

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As long as he tested this, by say putting an object of his height on the track a bunch of times and verified that he'd be safe, it's no more dangerous than say, crossing the street in NYC..
 

Rubycon

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Originally posted by: Syringer
As long as he tested this, by say putting an object of his height on the track a bunch of times and verified that he'd be safe, it's no more dangerous than say, crossing the street in NYC..

That does not take into account the other things that can and do happen -

What if a critter comes along like a spider (sorry pun!) and starts up his pants? Or a rat? The reaction is to flinch. One could be scared stiff and not move but if the rat takes a nip at the guy's sack he's going to move and probably get his head off'd.
 

Q

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Originally posted by: Rubycon
One could be scared stiff and not move but if the rat takes a nip at the guy's sack he's going to move and probably get his head off'd.

LOL!

 

DrPizza

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I hope someone in the right place sees the video and says, "hey, that's the kid who made us stop the train, call 911 to report a body, etc." Then, the police in the right place are alerted, look at the video, and nab the kid.
 

EGGO

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All I can think of is that I hope he wore ear guards because that would be loud as hell.
 

irishScott

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Retard. And what if a train car has a defect; say, a metal bar that sticks down 6 inches or so. What then?

It'd be a rush, but I'd rather go skydiving.
 

dighn

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Originally posted by: irishScott
Retard. And what if a train car has a defect; say, a metal bar that sticks down 6 inches or so. What then?

It'd be a rush, but I'd rather go skydiving.

seriously. he'd be gutted; not a nice way to die.
 

Squisher

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I imagine the cow catchers on the front of the train engines probably vary from one manufacturer to another or even from one model to another.

 

Canai

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Anyone who is that fucking retarded deserves to be shredded by the train. Fucking idiot. Fucking idiot. Fucking idiot. Fucking idiot. Fucking idiot. Fucking idiot. Fucking idiot. Fucking idiot.

Oh, and did I mention he was a fucking idiot who deserves to be torn to bits?

ps. no balls, just fucking idiot.

Seriously. I hope that fucking idiot tries it again some time and loses his fucking retarded head. fucking idiot.

Oh, and people who think this kind of shit is cool are fucking idiots who need to be castrated and have their idiot dicks chopped off. fucking idiots.
 

TheNewbie

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Originally posted by: Journer
wow. looks like a new extreme sport. i wana try it

Oh, you should! Grab a cam and go for it!
It'll be a great test for Darwin's theory.
 

yhelothar

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Originally posted by: Canai
Anyone who is that fucking retarded deserves to be shredded by the train. Fucking idiot. Fucking idiot. Fucking idiot. Fucking idiot. Fucking idiot. Fucking idiot. Fucking idiot. Fucking idiot.

Oh, and did I mention he was a fucking idiot who deserves to be torn to bits?

ps. no balls, just fucking idiot.

Seriously. I hope that fucking idiot tries it again some time and loses his fucking retarded head. fucking idiot.

Oh, and people who think this kind of shit is cool are fucking idiots who need to be castrated and have their idiot dicks chopped off. fucking idiots.

i think you should join him in the train shredding
 

HannibalX

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Originally posted by: Rubycon
Originally posted by: Syringer
As long as he tested this, by say putting an object of his height on the track a bunch of times and verified that he'd be safe, it's no more dangerous than say, crossing the street in NYC..

That does not take into account the other things that can and do happen -

What if a critter comes along like a spider (sorry pun!) and starts up his pants? Or a rat? The reaction is to flinch. One could be scared stiff and not move but if the rat takes a nip at the guy's sack he's going to move and probably get his head off'd.

Thanks. I haven't laughed like that in a while. :D
 

TheNewbie

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Originally posted by: Canai
Anyone who is that fucking retarded deserves to be shredded by the train. Fucking idiot. Fucking idiot. Fucking idiot. Fucking idiot. Fucking idiot. Fucking idiot. Fucking idiot. Fucking idiot.

Oh, and did I mention he was a fucking idiot who deserves to be torn to bits?

ps. no balls, just fucking idiot.

Seriously. I hope that fucking idiot tries it again some time and loses his fucking retarded head. fucking idiot.

Oh, and people who think this kind of shit is cool are fucking idiots who need to be castrated and have their idiot dicks chopped off. fucking idiots.

So.. you're saying the guy is an idiot?
 

Canai

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Originally posted by: astroidea
Originally posted by: Canai
Anyone who is that fucking retarded deserves to be shredded by the train. Fucking idiot. Fucking idiot. Fucking idiot. Fucking idiot. Fucking idiot. Fucking idiot. Fucking idiot. Fucking idiot.

Oh, and did I mention he was a fucking idiot who deserves to be torn to bits?

ps. no balls, just fucking idiot.

Seriously. I hope that fucking idiot tries it again some time and loses his fucking retarded head. fucking idiot.

Oh, and people who think this kind of shit is cool are fucking idiots who need to be castrated and have their idiot dicks chopped off. fucking idiots.

i think you should join him in the train shredding

I think you should go fuck a train.
 

yhelothar

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Originally posted by: Rubycon
Originally posted by: Syringer
As long as he tested this, by say putting an object of his height on the track a bunch of times and verified that he'd be safe, it's no more dangerous than say, crossing the street in NYC..

That does not take into account the other things that can and do happen -

What if a critter comes along like a spider (sorry pun!) and starts up his pants? Or a rat? The reaction is to flinch. One could be scared stiff and not move but if the rat takes a nip at the guy's sack he's going to move and probably get his head off'd.

What if a small meteor from space landed on your head and killed you? Or what if a boeing 747 jet engine falls out of the sky and kills you!?!?!?! WHAT IF?!?!

SPIDER!
 

skace

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Originally posted by: Canai
Anyone who is that fucking retarded deserves to be shredded by the train. Fucking idiot. Fucking idiot. Fucking idiot. Fucking idiot. Fucking idiot. Fucking idiot. Fucking idiot. Fucking idiot.

Oh, and did I mention he was a fucking idiot who deserves to be torn to bits?

ps. no balls, just fucking idiot.

Seriously. I hope that fucking idiot tries it again some time and loses his fucking retarded head. fucking idiot.

Oh, and people who think this kind of shit is cool are fucking idiots who need to be castrated and have their idiot dicks chopped off. fucking idiots.

You know, I have nothing against swearing. But in that many paragraphs you should be able to actually relay an idea somewhere in there between calling him a fucking idiot.