This kid must be on crack

[dabuddha]

Looking for a used motorcycle on Craigslist and stumbled upon this lol

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/mcy/200857324.html

I am looking for someone who can let me keep there bike in my house for a 2-7 days max i know this sound crazy before i continue i am not a scamer i don't steel im not looking to trick anyone to let me keep there bike and then steal it or part it out or what ever this sounds like . Here is my situation im not even 21 so my perents won't let me get bike i been asking them to let me get a bike almost everyday for the past 6 months cause i got a nice job that will let me pay for a new bike and insurance with out a problem but i guess they just don't trust me because i don't have a good record i have 11 point on my record but clean for the past year so im thinking if my perents found out that i got a bike without them knowing and then leting them know about and tell then that i had a bike for the past month or so without them knowing they might aclualy let me get one i know this does not make much sence but ya so i need someone who is welling to drive their sporst bike to my house and let me keep it in my back yard for 2-7 days i am looking for something that lookes like its worth at least 4000 the reason for this once i let them know i got a bike and been driving it for the past month with out them knowing and im still in one peace ill tell them that i found someone who want to buy the bike for more then what i payed for it and this is where i would ask them if i sell it will you guys let me use your credit and get fincance a new 600 cc sports bike and hope they will say yes or if not that day the next day casue thats how my dad is he does not say yes right away and then this is there you come and get your bike and i go out and buy my new bike

i need something that looks nice i realy don't care about the macanical condition as long as it dosn't sound like its going to blow up its will do the job and 2 it does not have more then 40,xxx miles on it it needs to look like its worth 4000 or more and turn on and revs up so i can show my perents it will do and i am welling to pay good money for this and for those of you who think i am going to steal your bike or something i am welling to let you in my house meet my little brother make a copy of my id stuff like that to show you i am not some kind of theaf i am welling to pay up to 300 if you have nice looking bike

i am planing on doing this something during nov or december or maybe in the next month or so by that time i will have at least 10k in my bank account so right now im just seeing if there is actualy anyone out there who is welling to trust me with there bike

So if you have a bike or knowes someone who has a bike let me know

ps if you have some good computer skilles to help me create a decent looking titile for it for me to show to my peretents i will pay extra so email me with a picture or 2 of your bike and let me know if we can work somehting out

thanks for reading

* this is in or around fairfax
* no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

 

[MisterJackson]

I'm game, what's his address?

 

[Dragoon42]

lol hahahaaha

 

[dullard]

If I had a bike, then I'd do it. I mean, what could I possibly lose! He is honest, I know that because he told us that he has many points on his record. And if I know people, then I know he sped in the past, but would use this sport bike for driving to/from work only and wouldn't consider speeding anymore.

It just seems like such a good idea, for $300, he'll rent my bike, sell my bike, AND use my own credit to buy a more expensive bike. Think of what I could do with that $300! The details of who gets the money for selling my bike and when I get paid back for letting him use my credit are silly little details. Silly little details will always work themselves out.

 

[dabuddha]

Originally posted by: dullard
If I had a bike, then I'd do it. I mean, what could I possibly lose! He is honest, I know that because he told us that he has many points on his record. And if I know people, then I know he sped in the past, but would use this sport bike for driving to/from work only and wouldn't consider speeding anymore.

It just seems like such a good idea, for $300, he'll rent my bike, sell my bike, AND use my own credit to buy a more expensive bike. Think of what I could do with that $300! The details of who gets the money for selling my bike and when I get paid back for letting him use my credit are silly little details. Silly little details will always work themselves out.

Keep that up and some sap here will think it's an awesome deal