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[Zap Brannigan]

Random countires around the world continue to posture and make headlines!

Some countries rip off other ones!

Somewhere at any time a war is going on.

Point-Counter point arguments are a waste of time and both sides are usualy "wrong".

News anchors are poor actors!

I'm bored!

 

[Deptacon]

hahahaha

 

[MegaWorks]

 

[Stunt]

Random countires around the world continue to posture and make headlines!

dem response: the headlines have right wing bias!
rep response: the headlines have left wing bias!

Some countries rip off other ones!

dem response: the only country ripping anyone off is the neocon US gov't!
rep response: our allies better not be getting ripped off!

Somewhere at any time a war is going on.

dem response: there'd be one less big war without the nutty neocons in power!
rep response: of course there is war and we are winning!

Point-Counter point arguments are a waste of time and both sides are usualy "wrong".

dem response: i'm never wrong!
rep response: i'm never wrong!

News anchors are poor actors!

dem response: news anchors are right wing biased!
rep response: news anchors are left wing biased!

I'm bored!

dem response: the economy is doing so poorly, people have nothing to do!
rep response: go get a job in this overheating economy!

 

[daveshel]

Originally posted by: Zap Brannigan


I'm bored!

Click the 'Off Topic' link in the left-hand column and you'll be fine.

 

[aidanjm]

Originally posted by: Stunt

Random countires around the world continue to posture and make headlines!

dem response: the headlines have right wing bias!
rep response: the headlines have left wing bias!

Some countries rip off other ones!

dem response: the only country ripping anyone off is the neocon US gov't!
rep response: our allies better not be getting ripped off!

Somewhere at any time a war is going on.

dem response: there'd be one less big war without the nutty neocons in power!
rep response: of course there is war and we are winning!

Point-Counter point arguments are a waste of time and both sides are usualy "wrong".

dem response: i'm never wrong!
rep response: i'm never wrong!

News anchors are poor actors!

dem response: news anchors are right wing biased!
rep response: news anchors are left wing biased!

I'm bored!

dem response: the economy is doing so poorly, people have nothing to do!
rep response: go get a job in this overheating economy!

these characterisations of left and right attitudes & behaviors aren't even remotely accurate, and therefore your post isn't remotely funny

 

[Deptacon]

Originally posted by: Stunt

Random countires around the world continue to posture and make headlines!

dem response: the headlines have right wing bias!
rep response: the headlines have left wing bias!

Some countries rip off other ones!

dem response: the only country ripping anyone off is the neocon US gov't!
rep response: our allies better not be getting ripped off!

Somewhere at any time a war is going on.

dem response: there'd be one less big war without the nutty neocons in power!
rep response: of course there is war and we are winning!

Point-Counter point arguments are a waste of time and both sides are usualy "wrong".

dem response: i'm never wrong!
rep response: i'm never wrong!

News anchors are poor actors!

dem response: news anchors are right wing biased!
rep response: news anchors are left wing biased!

I'm bored!

dem response: the economy is doing so poorly, people have nothing to do!
rep response: go get a job in this overheating economy!

very well put

 

[kage69]

these characterisations of left and right attitudes & behaviors aren't even remotely accurate, and therefore your post isn't remotely funny

Gonna have to agree with you here... :frown:

 

[Deptacon]

Originally posted by: kage69

these characterisations of left and right attitudes & behaviors aren't even remotely accurate, and therefore your post isn't remotely funny

Gonna have to agree with you here... :frown:

jeez guys he is just make crazy generaliztions...its justa joke.... damn...little moody in here

 

[Stunt]

damn liberals blowing everything out of proportion

 

[Zap Brannigan]

I think they are suffering from the Moody Blues Deptacon. Music that no one should have to suffer.

The real enemy here is the baby boomers. "Don't trust anyone over 30!" LOL!

Drugs are bad, mmmmmmk?

 

[cKGunslinger]

Originally posted by: Deptacon

Originally posted by: kage69

these characterisations of left and right attitudes & behaviors aren't even remotely accurate, and therefore your post isn't remotely funny

Gonna have to agree with you here... :frown:

jeez guys he is just make crazy generaliztions...its justa joke.... damn...little moody in here

He was still spot-on. If someone here in P&N don't see any truth to that little jab, then they are blind. There's some good stuff in here, but a lot of it *is* this "I'm right, you're wrong" back-n-forth.

I think the people who refuse to see the reality and subsequent humor in that are probably the most guilty of it.

 

[Zap Brannigan]

Blind outrage at something or other! Arg! How dare anoyne challenge my assumed superiority! Arg!

Go team! woooooooo! THe Republican and the Democrats should play in the SUperBowl for the Presidency! The rabid fanbase for both teams is built in already! Go team or something!

 

[Zap Brannigan]

Even better would be Olympic type boxing but verbal aired once every four years called "The Pretender".

Am I the only one that is amused by the fact that there is "Independant" Party? LOL

Too bad the Libertarians lose to Oxycontin every election. LOL

 

[cKGunslinger]

Originally posted by: Zap Brannigan
Even better would be Olympic type boxing but verbal aired once every four years called "The Pretender".

Am I the only one that is amused by the fact that there is "Independant" Party? LOL

Too bad the Libertarians lose to Oxycontin every election. LOL

As I Libertarian - I am outraged and shocked you would call me out as such! I shall reply with a nasty, personal attack-filled PM to you, and a whiny post in Forum Topics about the obvious and rampant partisianship views of the Moderators here!

 

[Zap Brannigan]

LMAO! I shall counter-with even more vitriol! Take that sub-human who shares not my perfect views!

 

[kage69]

I think the people who refuse to see the reality and subsequent humor in that are probably the most guilty of it.

I've been here long enough to notice that the exchange being made fun of is far more complex and descriptive than the one he provided. The reality of it is it's a bad example, and there really isn't any humor in it. I'm all ears if you'd like to point out where any of my posts are the automatic opposite responses you're alluding to.



Or maybe you just have to be really bored to be amused by this...

 

[cKGunslinger]

Gasp! I shall now liken your point of view to those of a particular historical faction and idealology that was most unpopular!

Also, I shall now petition for your immediate ban and assume the lack thereof to be further example of the hidden agenda behind these boards!

 

[Zap Brannigan]

Breaking News! The opinions of kage69 are now facts! Fair and balanced; you heard it here first folks!

 

[Zap Brannigan]

Lets all argue in a comedy thread about what is funny and what is not now! Arg!

Bring it on!

 

[Proletariat]

Originally posted by: Zap Brannigan
Blind outrage at something or other! Arg! How dare anoyne challenge my assumed superiority! Arg!

Go team! woooooooo! THe Republican and the Democrats should play in the SUperBowl for the Presidency! The rabid fanbase for both teams is built in already! Go team or something!

Hmmm... so you must be part of that undecided slice of Americans everyone was talking about. I think I was right. You are a bunch of idiots.

 

[Zap Brannigan]

Yes take a side and take a stand! Don't ever budge this is all very serious! Don't give and inch! Arg!

Whatever it is your for I'm against it! LOL

 

[Proletariat]

Originally posted by: Zap Brannigan
Yes take a side and take a stand! Don't ever budge this is all very serious! Don't give and inch! Arg!

Whatever it is your for I'm against it! LOL

I have yet to see any undecided person I know in real life ever have a complex idea besides - "Republicans and Democrats suck!!!". If we both suck so much come up with some new ideas or shutup. Because you certainly aren't funny.

 

[aidanjm]

Originally posted by: Deptacon

Originally posted by: kage69

these characterisations of left and right attitudes & behaviors aren't even remotely accurate, and therefore your post isn't remotely funny

Gonna have to agree with you here... :frown:

jeez guys he is just make crazy generaliztions...its justa joke.... damn...little moody in here

I like my jokes to be funny, if that's not too much to ask for.

 

[Zap Brannigan]

Yes label me with! Fear the unknown and try to destroy it! Go fight win! Go Fight win! Everyone all together now!