This is why jackson is innocent!!!

[JoeFaheyx]

A man takes the day off work and
> decides to go out golfing.
> He is on the second hole when he
> notices a frog sitting next to
> the green.
> He thinks nothing of it and is
>
> about to shoot when he
>
> hears, Ribbit 9 Iron."
>
> The man looks around and doesn't
>
> see anyone. Again, he
> hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron." He looks
> at the frog and decides to
>
> prove the frog wrong, puts the
> club away, and grabs a 9 iron.
>
> Boom!
> He hits it 10 inches from the
>
> cup. He is shocked. He says
> to the frog, "Wow that's amazing.
>
> You must be a lucky frog, eh?
>
> The frog replies, "Ribbit Lucky frog."
> The man decides to take the frog
> with him to the next hole.
>
> "What do you think frog?" the
>
> man asks. "Ribbit 3 wood."
>
> The guy takes out a 3 wood and,
> Boom! Hole in one. The
>
> man is befuddled and doesn't know
>
> what to say. By the end
>
> of the day, the man golfed the
>
> best game of golf in his life and
> asks the frog, "OK where to next?"
> The frog replies, "Ribbit Las Vegas.
>
>
> " They go to Las Vegas
> and the guy says, "OK frog, now
> what?" The frog says, "Ribbit Roulette." Upon
> approaching the roulette table, The man
>
> asks, "What do you think I should
> bet?" The frog replies, "Ribbit
> $3000, black 6."
>
> Now, this is a
> million-to-one shot to win, but
> after the golf game the man
>
> figures what the heck.
>
> Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back across the table.
>
> The man takes his winnings and
> buys the best room in the
> hotel. He sits the frog down and
> says, "Frog, I don't know how to repay you.
> You've won me all this money and
> I am forever grateful."
>
> The frog replies,
>
> "Ribbit Kiss Me."
> He figures why not,
>
> since after all the frog did for
> him, he deserves it. With a kiss, the frog turns into a gorgeous 15-year-old girl. "And that,

your honor, is how the girl

ended up in my room. So help me God
or my name is not Mike Jackson.

 

[brunswickite]

This joke sucks.

 

[waggy]

yeap it sucks.

 

[JoeFaheyx]

are you kidding me?! i read this a week ago....and i am still cracking up, you have no sense of humor

 

[Maverick]

way too long and not even funny at the end

 

[JackHomer]

Cliff notes?

 

[brunswickite]

Originally posted by: JackHomer
Cliff notes?

yea here you go.

Worst Joke Ever.

 

[Wahsapa]

i didnt even want to read it; i just read the comments so im not gonna say it sucks but... a lot of people think your joke sucks dude

 

[BuckNaked]

This was posted by the this same guy in this thread here... http://forums.anandtech.com/messageview.cfm?catid=38&threadid=1331777&STARTPAGE=11&enterthread=y

I think he forgot to take his meds today...

hi, i saw a couple people say, "its doesn't matter what one collects".............This is terribly wrong, guns and the NRA are bringing our country apart. Go to Canada, much less violence because of less gun usage. Its much more friendly up there. Also, if we increase gun usage, wars will increase in damage and increase in times that they occur. So yea, you guys really care about our men serving over there in Iraq. While they are using a gun to defend us, your shootin up all kinds of stuff over here. And hunting, hunting is a horrible sport. I can see it for a family that needs it for food( my neighbor is very poor, he trys to get a food from hunting every winter). Huntung for sport is no worse than killing a human.

no, not as quantity, but as technology increases in gun ownership, so will warfare technology. This can be more deadly to many more. And instead of talking for awhilw to back this up, the outcome of all this is that one country/ group will come out or stand above all, and eventually it will crumble. Weapons only lead to a superpower, and war.

and thats just talknig about national affairs. What about so many inocent lives being killed in our country. Harlem or other dangerous areas for example. Why do people fear walking the streets there, getting shot? Same in areas of L.A......gun ownership is getting out of control.

sorry i cant continue this discussion, but i am needed at the NRA/ Gun hicks like you, banning rally.

 

[JoeFaheyx]

damn, there goes my life dream, i have no life now since i cant be a comedian. I guess i should fill out the application for a Mcjob

 

[thirtythree]

man, I was expecting something funny :/

 

[Wahsapa]

so you made up the joke? i thought you just got it in an email? and i think most comdians have jobs already because, well... you need a job before you can become a comedian.

 

[JoeFaheyx]

Originally posted by: Buck_Naked
This was posted by the this same guy in this thread here... http://forums.anandtech.com/messageview.cfm?catid=38&threadid=1331777&STARTPAGE=11&enterthread=y

I think he forgot to take his meds today...

hi, i saw a couple people say, "its doesn't matter what one collects".............This is terribly wrong, guns and the NRA are bringing our country apart. Go to Canada, much less violence because of less gun usage. Its much more friendly up there. Also, if we increase gun usage, wars will increase in damage and increase in times that they occur. So yea, you guys really care about our men serving over there in Iraq. While they are using a gun to defend us, your shootin up all kinds of stuff over here. And hunting, hunting is a horrible sport. I can see it for a family that needs it for food( my neighbor is very poor, he trys to get a food from hunting every winter). Huntung for sport is no worse than killing a human.

no, not as quantity, but as technology increases in gun ownership, so will warfare technology. This can be more deadly to many more. And instead of talking for awhilw to back this up, the outcome of all this is that one country/ group will come out or stand above all, and eventually it will crumble. Weapons only lead to a superpower, and war.

and thats just talknig about national affairs. What about so many inocent lives being killed in our country. Harlem or other dangerous areas for example. Why do people fear walking the streets there, getting shot? Same in areas of L.A......gun ownership is getting out of control.

sorry i cant continue this discussion, but i am needed at the NRA/ Gun hicks like you, banning rally.

laugh now, remember the name Joseph Fahey. Im only 14 now, and i cant express myself that well on the computer, you get in really convo with me and we will see about it then. Remember Joseph Fahey

 

[JackHomer]

Originally posted by: JoeFahey
damn, there goes my life dream, i have no life now since i cant be a comedian. I guess i should fill out the application for a Mcjob

Yeah that McJob should work out well, you will be Bah bah bah loving it!!!

 

[JoeFaheyx]

a mcjob isn't working at mcdonalds, look in the new websters dictionary, its in there as a low paying job...its a real word

 

[JackHomer]

Originally posted by: JoeFahey
a mcjob isn't working at mcdonalds, look in the new websters dictionary, its in there as a low paying job...its a real word

Oh, gotcha, sorry i thought you were trying to be funny again by calling it a mcjob 😕

 

[BuckNaked]

Originally posted by: JoeFahey

Originally posted by: Buck_Naked
This was posted by the this same guy in this thread here... http://forums.anandtech.com/messageview.cfm?catid=38&threadid=1331777&STARTPAGE=11&enterthread=y

I think he forgot to take his meds today...

hi, i saw a couple people say, "its doesn't matter what one collects".............This is terribly wrong, guns and the NRA are bringing our country apart. Go to Canada, much less violence because of less gun usage. Its much more friendly up there. Also, if we increase gun usage, wars will increase in damage and increase in times that they occur. So yea, you guys really care about our men serving over there in Iraq. While they are using a gun to defend us, your shootin up all kinds of stuff over here. And hunting, hunting is a horrible sport. I can see it for a family that needs it for food( my neighbor is very poor, he trys to get a food from hunting every winter). Huntung for sport is no worse than killing a human.

no, not as quantity, but as technology increases in gun ownership, so will warfare technology. This can be more deadly to many more. And instead of talking for awhilw to back this up, the outcome of all this is that one country/ group will come out or stand above all, and eventually it will crumble. Weapons only lead to a superpower, and war.

and thats just talknig about national affairs. What about so many inocent lives being killed in our country. Harlem or other dangerous areas for example. Why do people fear walking the streets there, getting shot? Same in areas of L.A......gun ownership is getting out of control.

sorry i cant continue this discussion, but i am needed at the NRA/ Gun hicks like you, banning rally.

laugh now, remember the name Joseph Fahey. Im only 14 now, and i cant express myself that well on the computer, you get in really convo with me and we will see about it then. Remember Joseph Fahey

I can see it now...

Joe Fahey, a disgruntled McJob worker, was arrested for...

😀

Just joking with you...

unless your actually 29...

 

[KarenMarie]

3/10

 

[JoeFaheyx]

so you mean i made you laugh!?!?!!?!?😀

 

[oniq]

Why would Michael Jackson have a GIRL in his room? And 15? Pffft.. you know nothing!

 

I like drugs and alcohol.

 

[CPA]

Originally posted by: JoeFahey

Originally posted by: Buck_Naked
This was posted by the this same guy in this thread here... http://forums.anandtech.com/messageview.cfm?catid=38&threadid=1331777&STARTPAGE=11&enterthread=y

I think he forgot to take his meds today...

hi, i saw a couple people say, "its doesn't matter what one collects".............This is terribly wrong, guns and the NRA are bringing our country apart. Go to Canada, much less violence because of less gun usage. Its much more friendly up there. Also, if we increase gun usage, wars will increase in damage and increase in times that they occur. So yea, you guys really care about our men serving over there in Iraq. While they are using a gun to defend us, your shootin up all kinds of stuff over here. And hunting, hunting is a horrible sport. I can see it for a family that needs it for food( my neighbor is very poor, he trys to get a food from hunting every winter). Huntung for sport is no worse than killing a human.

no, not as quantity, but as technology increases in gun ownership, so will warfare technology. This can be more deadly to many more. And instead of talking for awhilw to back this up, the outcome of all this is that one country/ group will come out or stand above all, and eventually it will crumble. Weapons only lead to a superpower, and war.

and thats just talknig about national affairs. What about so many inocent lives being killed in our country. Harlem or other dangerous areas for example. Why do people fear walking the streets there, getting shot? Same in areas of L.A......gun ownership is getting out of control.

sorry i cant continue this discussion, but i am needed at the NRA/ Gun hicks like you, banning rally.

laugh now, remember the name Joseph Fahey. Im only 14 now, and i cant express myself that well on the computer, you get in really convo with me and we will see about it then. Remember Joseph Fahey

Now a joke I can finally laugh at. LMFAO.

 

[JoeFaheyx]

hello, this is Joseph's mother, i would like you to appologize, he is crying in the other room

 

[JackHomer]

Originally posted by: JoeFahey
hello, this is Joseph's mother, i would like you to appologize, he is crying in the other room

LOL, now that is funny, i am actually laughing!!

 

[brunswickite]

Originally posted by: JoeFahey
hello, this is Joseph's mother, i would like you to appologize, he is crying in the other room

U R TEH FUNNAY!!!11!!!