This is why I will never go swimming in Australia

[StormRider]

Too many shark attacks

 

[FoBoT]

you have a higher chance of <insert fake statistic here> than being attacked by a shark, don't sweat it

 

[moshquerade]

oh yeh, and there is no sign of his body. sharkie ate him all up.

 

[yllus]

Originally posted by: FoBoT
you have a higher chance of getting laid than being attacked by a shark, don't sweat it

Fixed.

 

[cavemanmoron]

http://www.jawsmovie.com/jsounds/jaws2.wav

 

[Goosemaster]

poor bastards. can't really blame then for not paying attention to posted signs......shrug

 

[PunDogg]

wow thats insane, i never heard of two sharks killing a man, thats freaky

Dogg

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: PunDogg
wow thats insane, i never heard of two sharks killing a man, thats freaky

Dogg

ACtually, something similar was psoted on here before IIRC

 

[DivideBYZero]

Went swimming in Australia. Saw sharks. Felt invigorated.















Reef sharks 😛 Nice and safe. Still gave me a tingle up the spine tho...

 

[Colt45]

Originally posted by: yllus

Originally posted by: FoBoT
you have a higher chance of getting laid than being attacked by a shark, don't sweat it

Fixed.

Nah.

probablility of stormrider getting laid -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 0
probability of stormrider getting attacked by a shark in the highest security remote bunker in a desert --- 0 < X < 1

 

[kermalou]

first go to australia genius

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: kermalou
first go to australia genius

Your signature is simply devine:wine:

 

[LordMorpheus]

Originally posted by: Goosemaster

Originally posted by: kermalou
first go to australia genius

Your signature is simply devine:wine:

divine?

 

[Kipper]

That's a pretty stupid reason not to go swimming in Australia...

Just because you have a chance of getting hit by a car isn't a reason not to go outside. What makes your proposition even more absurd is that you have a higher chance of being involved in a car accident than being attacked by a shark.

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: StormRider
Too many shark attacks

Remember that sharks have to eat also.

 

[Kadarin]

What I want to know is.. did they have frickin' laser beams?

It really sucks to find out the hard way that you're not on top of the food chain...