This is why I got kicked out of the bar last night...

[NightRaven]

There was this very hot waitress... I walked up behind her, and grabbed her ass. When she turned around, I said "It's ok, I had Subway". Next thing I see is the parking lot pavement...

 

[minendo]

Originally posted by: NightRaven
There was this very hot waitress... I walked up behind her, and grabbed her ass. When she turned around, I said "It's ok, I had Subway". Next thing I see is the parking lot pavement...

I call BS.

 

[IrocZman223]

lol :beer:

 

[waylman]

Originally posted by: NightRaven
There was this very hot waitress... I walked up behind her, and grabbed her ass. When she turned around, I said "It's ok, I had Subway". Next thing I see is the parking lot pavement...

LMFAO. I did that once at a strip club. Not too smart.

 

[royaldank]

Originally posted by: minendo

Originally posted by: NightRaven
There was this very hot waitress... I walked up behind her, and grabbed her ass. When she turned around, I said "It's ok, I had Subway". Next thing I see is the parking lot pavement...

I call BS.

 

[XZeroII]

BS. You could be sued for everything you own by that lady.

 

[NightRaven]

Originally posted by: minendo

Originally posted by: NightRaven
There was this very hot waitress... I walked up behind her, and grabbed her ass. When she turned around, I said "It's ok, I had Subway". Next thing I see is the parking lot pavement...

I call BS.

Uh, it was a joke...

 

If only it were true, best story evar!!!!!!

 

[minendo]

Originally posted by: NightRaven

Originally posted by: minendo

Originally posted by: NightRaven
There was this very hot waitress... I walked up behind her, and grabbed her ass. When she turned around, I said "It's ok, I had Subway". Next thing I see is the parking lot pavement...

I call BS.

Uh, it was a joke...

And it sucked.

 

[Nocturnal]

Shens!

 

[NightRaven]

Nice of you to care... Prick...

 

[DaWhim]

my housemate told me he actually pinch the nipple of the stripper at the strip club :Q

 

[kage69]

..and this one time, when he was at band camp...

 

[DannyBoy]

Originally posted by: minendo

Originally posted by: NightRaven

Originally posted by: minendo

Originally posted by: NightRaven
There was this very hot waitress... I walked up behind her, and grabbed her ass. When she turned around, I said "It's ok, I had Subway". Next thing I see is the parking lot pavement...

I call BS.

Uh, it was a joke...

And it sucked.

really sucked

 

[Nitemare]

WWJD

What Would Jared Do?

Grab the booty then have a meatball sub with cheese

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: minendo

Originally posted by: NightRaven

Originally posted by: minendo

Originally posted by: NightRaven
There was this very hot waitress... I walked up behind her, and grabbed her ass. When she turned around, I said "It's ok, I had Subway". Next thing I see is the parking lot pavement...

I call BS.

Uh, it was a joke...

And it sucked.

Like a Singularity of Idiocy from which nothing funny shall ever escape.

Stop posting.?

 

[NightRaven]

Originally posted by: DaWhim
my housemate told me he actually pinch the nipple of the stripper at the strip club :Q

Sometimes, you can do more than that... So I hear...

 

[BooGiMaN]

have you guys seen that commercial where the the guy and girl are in the car on their way to a family picnic or soemthign and and she starts eating candy and he looks at her she replies its ok i had subway...

later on at the reunion the guy tackles the old man her grandfather really hard knocks him into the proch and says its ok i had subway...

then the old guy nails him with the football in the nads and says your down or something....

that commercial had me rolling..it was so funny

 

[djheater]

Originally posted by: NightRaven

Originally posted by: DaWhim
my housemate told me he actually pinch the nipple of the stripper at the strip club :Q

Sometimes, you can do more than that... So I hear...

I would imagine it depends on the club.

Lapdances are pretty hardcore. I've been the recipient of a full body touching allowed lap dance it was very nice. She was very pretty.

 

[NightRaven]

Take a trip to Montreal...

It gets better...

 

[alkemyst]

Some people can get away with these things....I have done some raunchy things and ended up with the girl or at least a fun conversation....sometimes it gets out of control and you wonder why a person even goes out to a club/bar.

 

[Vic]

LOL

Good start for the n00b!

 

[Sid59]

lol ... GRADE A! .. lol

 

[hdeck]

Originally posted by: XZeroII
BS. You could be sued for everything you own by that lady.

i girl that works in a bar will not sue you for grabbing her ass. it comes with the job.

 

[Platypus]

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: minendo

Originally posted by: NightRaven

Originally posted by: minendo

Originally posted by: NightRaven
There was this very hot waitress... I walked up behind her, and grabbed her ass. When she turned around, I said "It's ok, I had Subway". Next thing I see is the parking lot pavement...

I call BS.

Uh, it was a joke...

And it sucked.

Like a Singularity of Idiocy from which nothing funny shall ever escape.

Stop posting.?

It's actually copyrighted