This is why I don't wear glasses and am healthy. (involves boobage)

LordMaul

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"*SLAP* Quit staring at her jugs!"

"I am exercising, man..."

:D
 

myputer

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Then I guess the man in the grocery store that was in a trance looking at my boobs today will live forever!:D
 

MrBond

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Once again, I think we need to impliment the labling of pictures work safe or not....I dont' want to lose my awesome job
 

thebestMAX

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Im divorced and wear glasses but according to that article Im going to live to 115.

Myputer- was that you?
 

thereds

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<< Would be funny and original if it were posted 4 months ago. >>




Like I said, GoldenButt, bite me. :)
 

pulpp

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i probably seen this posted, or gotten it by email, or seen it in a chat room over a couple of dozen times already. so go bite yourself :)
 

Elledan

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Hmm... I know a lot more, less dangerous, ways to make your heart pump faster.

I pity everyone who takes this article serious and starts staring full-time at breasts ;):p
 

Tauren

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I may be a little too healthy, considering I stare at Lorelie's half the day!:p
 

Capn

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Does this mean only attractive female breasts? Not old man-boobs right? Cause there's this group of old factory worker guys who sit out in this little grassy area during lunch break at the plant and take their shirts off, and they make me feel ill more than anything else.
 

MrCodeDude

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Man, if that's true I'm going to live for a LONG LONG time.. I guess that explains Hugh Hefner's case :)
-- mrcodedude
 

goog

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LOL, I still wear glasses but I guess that's why my eyes haven't gotten much worse in recent years, cardio could be better though. Must go stare at boobies now;)

But isn't staring at the opposite sex (or same) the reson many people go to the gym?
I guess they're real healthy.