This is what went down

[FFactory0x]

She drops me off and i wave good bye, she pulls outa my driveway, and there i stand, i pause, and think, then sigh, then i fart for 30 seconds straight... oh what a lovely night.

 

[rmrf]

classy, a date to taco bell.

 

[imported_Lucifer]

Did you smell it?

 

[Orsorum]

Mmm, pent up date farts. God, those are sweet. The only downside is that that release usually means you didn't get any physical action. 🙁

 

[FFactory0x]

I didnt actually go on a date you tarts

 

[Krk3561]

You ever try to fart really quietly while ur in the movies and hope that the seat cushion absorbs the smell?

 

[JoeKing]

you shoulda put your hands down the back side of your pants before farting so you could smell your hand afterward :thumbsup:

 

[rmrf]

Originally posted by: JoeKing
you shoulda put your hands down the back side of your pants before farting so you could smell your hand afterward :thumbsup:

his was 30 seconds though. he had multiple chances....

 

[imported_Lucifer]

Originally posted by: Krk3561
You ever try to fart really quietly while ur in the movies and hope that the seat cushion absorbs the smell?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!! :laugh:

I thought I was the only one that does this. It works.