this is what I have in the "about me" section of facebook

[Dear Summer]

I live in the American Gardens Building on W. 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is *insert my real name*. I'm 26 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.


do you think people are gonna laugh or think I'm crazy?

 

[clamum]

I would laugh and think you're a pansy.

 

[gorcorps]

Chances are that most people won't give a shit enough to ever read it. You'll know the ones that do though, because they'll defriend you.

 

[Ruptga]

Chances are that most people won't give a shit enough to ever read it. You'll know the ones that do though, because they'll defriend you.

This man speaks the truth

 

[RedRooster]

The day they invent punches through the internet is going to be a bad day for you.

 

[cheezy321]

Is this from American Psycho?

 

[Soundmanred]

Just like 99.9% of blogs, nobody will read it but the author.
Women generally aren't a fan of the movie, so they won't get it.
Guys will get it and think <sarcasm>"wow, that's original"</sarcasm>

 

[JulesMaximus]

I already think you're crazy...this just seals the deal.

 

[Dear Summer]

Chances are that most people won't give a shit enough to ever read it. You'll know the ones that do though, because they'll defriend you.

defriend me based on that?
do people really judge someone based on a facebook profile? jeez

 

[cheezy321]

If it truly is a copy of American Psycho, you are a douche.

But you are a douche that only 1&#37; of people will even notice or bother to read about.

 

[speg]

I thought it was funny. That movie was out there.

 

[TallBill]

I stopped reading after the word I

 

[gorcorps]

defriend me based on that?
do people really judge someone based on a facebook profile? jeez

Abso-fuckin-lutely. I defriended a whole group of people not too long ago for having annoying fucking status updates all the time. Go use twitter you bastards or use the updates for something useful.

 

[Dear Summer]

Abso-fuckin-lutely. I defriended a whole group of people not too long ago for having annoying fucking status updates all the time. Go use twitter you bastards or use the updates for something useful.

no, I meant what's on your profile. Not status updates

 

[nerp]

Why not come up with an original thought instead of being like every other generic facebook user who copy/pastes everything? Or, better yet, leave it blank.

 

[OOBradm]

Is this from American Psycho?

I think so

 

[gorcorps]

no, I meant what's on your profile. Not status updates

Abso-fuckin-lutely. I defriended a whole group of people not too long ago for having annoying fucking about me sections all the time.

 

[brownzilla786]

I think so

Sounds like it

Edit: Most will think your crazy. Few will get the reference.

 

[moshquerade]

the day they invent punches through the internet is going to be a bad day for you.

lmao!

 

[SirStev0]

I live in the American Gardens Building on W. 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is *insert my real name*. I'm 26 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.


do you think people are gonna laugh or think I'm crazy?

You'd be amazed at how many people don't get movie quotes and references.