This is what happens when your statehouse goes full-retard GOP

UNCjigga

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You think having Trump and his cronies in charge of the Executive Branch is bad? It could be far worse if the Freedom Caucus had their way with Congress. Exhibit A--this week in North Carolina politics...

- Some backwoods pig fucker degenerates in the GOP proposed a ban on lawsuits against hog farms--even retroactively seeking to cap damages on existing lawsuits. Luckily, some sane Republicans realized that applying new laws to existing litigation would be a) unconstitutional, and b) a bad precedent for property rights.
http://www.wral.com/hog-waste-measure-clears-house-with-change/16637413/
For those unfamiliar to environmental concerns from hog and poultry farming: http://www.wral.com/advocacy-group-ranks-neuse-cape-fear-rivers-as-endangered/16638077/

- Four state GOP lawmakers introduced a new gay marriage ban--because they are still stuck in 2011? As to why the Supreme Court ruling wouldn't apply here: 'the bill says the Supreme Court's decision "exceeds the authority of the court relative to the decree of Almighty God that 'a man shall leave his father and his mother and hold fast to his wife, and they shall become one flesh’ (Genesis 2:24, ESV) and abrogates the clear meaning and understanding of marriage in all societies throughout prior history.”' http://www.indyweek.com/news/archiv...oduce-bill-to-make-gay-marriage-illegal-again
Right-o. This one died a quick death...

- ...but not before the bill's chief sponsor compared Abe Lincoln and the Supreme Court to Hitler!! Why is the GOP so bad with Hitler comparisons this week? I know they can't all be Jew (oops..I meant 'globalist') hating Holocaust deniers, right?
http://www.wral.com/nc-lawmaker-likens-lincoln-scotus-to-hitler/16640853/

- And finally, even though the HB2 (bathroom bill) repeal deal was so bad for progressives that they turned on our newly-minted Democrat governor, the good ol' boys in the statehouse still want to take pot-shots at some of the parties who boycotted the state because of their stupidity: http://www.wral.com/nc-lawmakers-take-shots-at-ncaa-acc-/16640487/
For those unaware, once the GOP gained a veto-proof majority in the statehouse (thanks to gerrymandering) they've been chipping away at the UNC university system's autonomy thanks to one powerful donor's mission to make higher education in the state "less liberal". Apparently that includes nuking successful sports programs the next time they put a ban on hosting events, by forcing UNC to withdraw from that conference.
 
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zinfamous

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The state is fucked

...but to be fair about the last part, UNC should no longer be allowed to field any sportsing teams. Bunch of criminals with you know, real violations in both academic ethics and actual NCAA violations out the ass that no one is going to do anything about. It's ridiculous. Honestly, the bastards should forfeit all titles and wins going back to whenever it was, middle of Dean-o's career? that he started inventing fake classes. ...and then we move on to football. :colbert:
 
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sandorski

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That Gay Marriage ban goes Unconstitutional pretty damn quick. It's almost like they have no clue.
 

theeedude

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Yeah, that's why we threw Republicans out in California and gave Democrats full unobstructed control. All of the sudden the problems we were told were insolvable started getting solved one by one.
 
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thraashman

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Yeah, that's why we threw Republicans out in California and gave Democrats full unobstructed control. All of the sudden the problems we were told were insolvable started getting solved one by one.
That's the problem with Republicans' view of government. They think government cannot solve problems, only create them. So when they get power they go about creating as many problems as possible. Then when Democrats get power and start fixing the problems, they attack and attack and their dumb as fuck voters believe the bullshit they spew. I swear Republicans voters have the memories of goldfish, about 2 minutes long.
 

UNCjigga

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The state is fucked

...but to be fair about the last part, UNC should no longer be allowed to field any sportsing teams. Bunch of criminals with you know, real violations in both academic ethics and actual NCAA violations out the ass that no one is going to do anything about. It's ridiculous. Honestly, the bastards should forfeit all titles and wins going back to whenever it was, middle of Dean-o's career? that he started inventing fake classes. ...and then we move on to football. :colbert:

Meh, I might be totally biased against your opinion, but I actually do agree with some of what the lawmakers are proposing (I.e. full transparency of decisions made by university employees who serve on NCAA or ACC committees.) As an alumnus of UNC, I'm much more concerned with our accreditation status than whether or not we are winning championships, and I don't ever want to see that jeapordized again for sport's sake.
 

zinfamous

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Meh, I might be totally biased against your opinion, but I actually do agree with some of what the lawmakers are proposing (I.e. full transparency of decisions made by university employees who serve on NCAA or ACC committees.) As an alumnus of UNC, I'm much more concerned with our accreditation status than whether or not we are winning championships, and I don't ever want to see that jeapordized again for sport's sake.

well, me too.

....still, no championships deserved! :D
 

Zorba

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Pittman then responded, "And if Hitler had won, should the world just get over it? Lincoln was the same sort if [sic] tyrant, and personally responsible for the deaths of over 800,000 Americans in a war that was unnecessary and unconstitutional."

Holy shit, that is loony toons. Hopefully the DNC can figure out a way of pinning this on all republicans.