"Greetings, I am Rabbi Mimi Biatch, religious leader of Congregation B'nai Israel in Elmira, New York."
Ohhhh man. I keep going back to the page and I STILL can't stop laughing. Can you imagine attending services with that poor lady?
They should get that guy that does the boxing announcements to present her everytime she's going to speak to her congregation. "And nowwwwwwwwww... coming to you from the 53rd St. Synagogue, please welcome the esteemed Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-atchhhhhh!" ;D