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"This is the room with electricity...."

Fritzo

Fritzo

Lifer
"..But it has too much electricity. So, I don't know, you might want to wear a hat."

Man, I forgot how funny the older episodes of the Simpsons were. I saw the episode "Hurricane Neddy" where Ned lost his house in a hurricane so the neighborhood built him a new one.

Moe: Yeah we ran out of floorboards there, so we painted the dirt. Pretty clever!

Ned: Why me, Lord? Where have I gone wrong? I've always been nice to people. I don't drink or dance or swear. I've even kept Kosher just to be on the safe side. I've done everything the bible says, even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff!

Marge: Ned! We meant well, and everyone here tried their best.
Ned: Well my family and I can't live in good intentions, Marge! Oh, your family's out of control, but we can't blame you, because you have good intentions!
Bart: Hey! Back off, man!
Ned: Ooh okay, dude! I wouldn't want you to have a cow, man! Here's a catch-phrase you better learn for your adult years: "Hey, Buddy, got a quarter?"
Bart: I am shocked and appalled.

Ned: And as for you, I don't know you but I'm sure you're a jerk!
Lenny: Hey, I've only been here a few minutes! What's going on?

Ned: You ugly, hate-filled man!
Moe: Hey, hey, I may be ugly and hate-filled, but I... um, what was the third thing you said?

Ned: (quietly) Homer, you are the worst human being I have ever met.
Homer: Hey, I got off pretty easy.
 
Haha, the Dental Plan quote is like a Russian Roulette. I want to quote it again but eventually it'll get long enough for bannage.

Originally posted by: AstroManLuca
btw my ringtone is "DENTAL PLAN. LISA NEEDS BRACES!" on loop.
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You deserve to be given a beer in every bar that you enter.
 
Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son."
 
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