This is the pig...

[DrPizza]

A man walked into his house with a duck under his arm and said
"this is the pig I've been shagging".
His wife said "that's not a pig it's a duck!"


Man says... "I was talking to the duck

 

[bradruth]

*Rimshot*

 

[MartyMcFly3]

Originally posted by: bradruth
*Rimjob*

Fixed it for ya.

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3

Originally posted by: bradruth
*Rimjob*

Fixed it for ya.

Oh, by the way I'm really predictable.

Fixed it for YOU.

 

[Syringer]

End yourself. Now.

 

[Hyperblaze]

I actually cracked up on that one.

 

[MartyMcFly3]

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3

Originally posted by: bradruth
*Rimjob*

Fixed it for ya.

Oh, by the way I'm really predictable.

Fixed it for YOU.

Oh by the way, rubber baby buggy bumpers!

Predictable my ass...

 

[DrPizza]

I believe George Carlin (or some other comedian) called this type of joke a "joke grenade" because you had to think for 2 or 3 seconds before you get it.

 

[MaxDSP]

bwahahhaa....

 

[WarDemon666]

hahah i liked it

EDIT: but im drunk so it doesnt count. >> joke sux0rs

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3

Originally posted by: bradruth
*Rimjob*

Fixed it for ya.

Oh, by the way I'm really predictable.

Fixed it for YOU.

Oh by the way, rubber baby buggy bumpers!

Predictable my ass...

Damn. I can't pick on you after using a Last Action Hero reference.

"I'm Arnold Brownschuager."

 

[Gurck]

:laugh:

 

[MartyMcFly3]

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3

Originally posted by: bradruth
*Rimjob*

Fixed it for ya.

Oh, by the way I'm really predictable.

Fixed it for YOU.

Oh by the way, rubber baby buggy bumpers!

Predictable my ass...

Damn. I can't pick on you after using a Last Action Hero reference.

"I'm Arnold Brownschuager."

:beer:

 

[zimu]

lol, corny but gets my vote!!

 

[BespinReactorShaft]

:laugh:

 

[z0mb13]

took me a while to get it but LOL

 

[oogabooga]

haha not bad after awhile...

 

[KLin]

Originally posted by: Syringer
End yourself. Now.

follow your own advice spider-boy. funny joke 8/10 :thumbsup:

 

[blodhi74]

Originally posted by: Gurck
:laugh:

 

[IEC]

Originally posted by: DrPizza
A man walked into his house with a duck under his arm and said
"this is the pig I've been shagging".
His wife said "that's not a pig it's a duck!"


Man says... "I was talking to the duck

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