This is the most important quarter in the company's history.

[SSSnail]

I love quarterly meetings. :thumbsup:

 

[mugs]

This thread... is AWESOME. :thumbsup:

 

[leftyman]

Tell us more please :thumbsup:

 

[Parasitic]

If I gave you a half dollar, would it then be the most important semiannual review in your company's history?

 

[SSSnail]

Originally posted by: leftyman
Tell us more please :thumbsup:

I'll do what I can...

- We budgeted this much, and we spent this much.
- We actually made this much (applauds)
- This is your options, this is ours (point, laughs)
- We need to take care of these problems (same problems we had the last few years)
- This coming quarter is also the most important in our company history
- Keep investors happy
- Core values, yaddy yadda
- Synergy, growth, corporate stuffs

Rinse, repeat.

 

[iamwiz82]

No paradigm shifts this quarter?

Not that important :thumbsdown:

 

[leftyman]

Originally posted by: SSSnail

Originally posted by: leftyman
Tell us more please :thumbsup:

I'll do what I can...

- We budgeted this much, and we spent this much.
- We actually made this much (applauds)
- This is your options, this is ours (point, laughs)
- We need to take care of these problems (same problems we had the last few years)
- This coming quarter is also the most important in our company history
- Keep investors happy
- Core values, yaddy yadda
- Synergy, growth, corporate stuffs

Rinse, repeat.

I cant get enough of this kind of stuff!:thumbsup:

 

[spidey07]

Originally posted by: iamwiz82
No paradigm shifts this quarter?

Not that important :thumbsdown:

QFT!

no paradigm momentum customer centric shifts means the company is going belly up.

Shareholders aren't going to like this one bit.

 

[SampSon]

Gotta love the corporate circle jerk.

 

[SSSnail]

Originally posted by: spidey07

Originally posted by: iamwiz82
No paradigm shifts this quarter?

Not that important :thumbsdown:

QFT!

no paradigm momentum customer centric shifts means the company is going belly up.

Shareholders aren't going to like this one bit.

Pffft... that's covered under the "Synergy, growth, corporate stuffs" section. Read your memo.

 

[MmmSkyscraper]

Remember to stare vacantly into space. Bonus points for dust collecting on the eyes.

 

[sdifox]

So how many discussions are you taking offline?

 

[TwinkleToes77]

Originally posted by: SSSnail

Originally posted by: leftyman
Tell us more please :thumbsup:

I'll do what I can...

- We budgeted this much, and we spent this much.
- We actually made this much (applauds)
- This is your options, this is ours (point, laughs)
- We need to take care of these problems (same problems we had the last few years)
- This coming quarter is also the most important in our company history
- Keep investors happy
- Core values, yaddy yadda
- Synergy, growth, corporate stuffs

Rinse, repeat.

Our company's meeting went more like this:


- We budgeted this much, and we spent this much.
- We actually made this much (silence)
- This is our option: there will be layoffs (cries)
- Market is shifting, yadda yadda yadda
- We need to take care of these problems (same problems we had the last few years)
- This coming quarter is also the most important in our company history
- Keep investors happy
- Core values, yaddy yadda
- Synergy, growth, corporate stuffs