This is the last day in my 3rd decade of life.....

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Update: So it's official....3 motherfvcking 0 baby!! Ahhh well, youth was fun while it lasted! I'll always have my maturity level of an 18 year old to fall back on though.

Time to get drunk witht the friends and then find something to poke on! :D





...I become "Creepy old man"??

It's so sad. I'll be 30 tomorrow, and I feel that I should be spending this day in bed with three hot 18 year old ladies. A red head, a brunette, and a blond would be nice.

This one girl (18) and her friend (19) came into my shop the other day to hang out and use the internet. After leaving they told my intern (the first girls brother) that I was "Pretty damn cute....for an older guy" :(. They just HAD to add the "older guy part". Of course, in my defense I look 20 when I shave, so they probably think 25 is OLD. I guess 30 is AARP territory.

Instead I'm working today, paying the bills :(. I suppose that's it's own reward. But I realize the time has passed for me to be a "Rock star", an "Astronaut", or anything really really cool.....

Sigh....third decade (over the hill according to my son), here I come.

Anyone have any interesting "turning 30" stories to share?
 

Patt

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30 was a non-event for me ... besides the party we threw. There was a bit of impetus to start a family just because I don't want kids around when I'm 60 :p
 
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Originally posted by: ViviTheMage
you have a son and you want to be in bed with 3 18 year olds?

nice



Hey, I'm a SINGLE dad...okay. Besides, how do you think he made it into this world???
 

RichardE

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Originally posted by: MisterJackson
Originally posted by: ViviTheMage
you have a son and you want to be in bed with 3 18 year olds?

nice



Hey, I'm a SINGLE dad...okay. Besides, how do you think he made it into this world???

Sex is bad mmmk :p
 

arrfep

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Wouldn't this be the last day in the third decade of your life? 0-10, 10-20, 20-30?

Man. Guess your mind is failing in its old age.:p
 
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Originally posted by: Kelvrick
Ermm, isn't it third decade?



Maybe I'm looking at it wrong, but I figure I'm 29 today....still in the second decade of my life. Tomorrow I start the third....no?

GAH...arrfep fixed me. Guess I am getting old!
 

RichardE

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Originally posted by: MisterJackson
Originally posted by: Kelvrick
Ermm, isn't it third decade?



Maybe I'm looking at it wrong, but I figure I'm 29 today....still in the second decade of my life. Tomorrow I start the third....no?

Age 9 would be the end of the first decade

19 would be the second..

29 is the third, you start your 4th decade at 30...

Feel older yet? :p
 

waggy

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Originally posted by: ViviTheMage
you have a son and you want to be in bed with 3 18 year olds?

nice

what guy wouldnt?

saying that i don't think i coiuld handle 3 18 yr olds. heh
 
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Originally posted by: waggy
Originally posted by: ViviTheMage
you have a son and you want to be in bed with 3 18 year olds?

nice

what guy wouldnt?

saying that i don't think i coiuld handle 3 18 yr olds. heh



That's why God created the little blue pill my friend.....;)
 

DaShen

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Originally posted by: Fenixgoon
dont worry, i just hit 20 and feel old :(

HAHAHAHAHA..... MuWHAHAHAHAHAHA..... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HOHOHOHahheheh <sigh>....

<snicker>... ;)... hehehehe.... HEEHEEE..... HAHAHAHAHAA...
 

slatr

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Happy Birthday in advance!

Take your "friend" out tonight that is liberal with the favors.

She'll make ya feel young. :)

Better than what we all do/did.. eat dinner and have drinks.. big deal:thumbsdown:

 
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Originally posted by: MisterJackson
Originally posted by: waggy
Originally posted by: ViviTheMage
you have a son and you want to be in bed with 3 18 year olds?

nice

what guy wouldnt?

saying that i don't think i coiuld handle 3 18 yr olds. heh



That's why God created the little blue pill my friend.....;)

3x 18yr olds, no problem.

It's the older ones that'll wear you out. :Q

- M4H
 

moshquerade

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Originally posted by: MisterJackson
...I become "Creepy old man"??

It's so sad. I'll be 30 tomorrow, and I feel that I should be spending this day in bed with three hot 18 year old ladies. A red head, a brunette, and a blond would be nice.

This one girl (18) and her friend (19) came into my shop the other day to hang out and use the internet. After leaving they told my intern (the first girls brother) that I was "Pretty damn cute....for an older guy" :(. They just HAD to add the "older guy part". Of course, in my defense I look 20 when I shave, so they probably think 25 is OLD. I guess 30 is AARP territory.

Instead I'm working today, paying the bills :(. I suppose that's it's own reward. But I realize the time has passed for me to be a "Rock star", an "Astronaut", or anything really really cool.....

Sigh....third decade (over the hill according to my son), here I come.

Anyone have any interesting "turning 30" stories to share?
tomorrow is just the 1st anniversary of your 29th birthday. :D
 

ranmaniac

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With people living longer, 30 is nothing, considering that we're living well into our 70s and 80s. Larry King has probably banged more 20 year olds than all the 20 somethings on ATOT combined.
 
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Originally posted by: slatr
Happy Birthday in advance!

Take your "friend" out tonight that is liberal with the favors.

She'll make ya feel young. :)

Better than what we all do/did.. eat dinner and have drinks.. big deal:thumbsdown:



I would, but that ex gf isn't speaking to me right now because I started dating her co worker :(