This is not a joke but it has a fantastic message....

JEDIYoda

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If you have children....sons or daughters....

SON: "Daddy, may I ask you a question?"
DAD: "Yeah sure, what is it?"
SON: "Daddy, how much do you make an hour?"
DAD: "That's none of your business. Why do you ask such a thing?"
SON: "I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?"
DAD: "If you must know, I make $100 an hour."
SON: "Oh! (With his head down).
SON: "Daddy, may I please borrow $50?"
The father was furious.
DAD: "If the only reason you asked that is so you can borrow some money to buy a silly toy or some other nonsense, then you march yourself straight to your room and go to bed. Think about why you are being so selfish. I work hard everyday for such this childish behavior."

The little boy quietly went to his room and shut the door.
The man sat down and started to get even angrier about the little boy's questions. How dare he ask such questions only to get some money?
After about an hour or so, the man had calmed down, and started to think:
Maybe there was something he really needed to buy with that $ 50 and he really didn't ask for money very often. The man went to the door of the little boy's room and opened the door.

DAD: "Are you asleep, son?"

SON: "No daddy, I'm awake".
DAD: "I've been thinking, maybe I was too hard on you earlier. It's been a long day and I took out my aggravation on you. Here's the $50 you asked for."

The little boy sat straight up, smiling.
SON: "Oh, thank you daddy!"
Then, reaching under his pillow he pulled out some crumpled up bills. The man saw that the boy already had money, started to get angry again. The little boy slowly counted out his money, and then looked up at his father.

DAD: "Why do you want more money if you already have some?"

SON: "Because I didn't have enough, but now I do.

"Daddy, I have $100 now. Can I buy an hour of your time? Please come home early tomorrow. I would like to have dinner with you."
The father was crushed. He put his arms around his little son, and he begged for his forgiveness. It's just a short reminder to all of you working so hard in life. We should not let time slip through our fingers without having spent some time with those who really matter to us, those close to our hearts. Do remember to share that $100 worth of your time with someone you love? If we die tomorrow, the company that we are working for could easily replace us in a matter of days. But the family and friends we leave behind will feel the loss for the rest of their lives. And come to think of it, we pour ourselves more into work than to our family.

Some things are more important.
 

SlickSnake

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Norman Vincent Peale, is that really you Yoda???

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KidNiki1

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i found it really hard to read with all the frownies in each dad sentence.

cheesy. but probably true in a way.
 

SlickSnake

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so is the message true or not?

I found it to be a very accurate description of what some kids have to go through to get time with their parents!

For me, no. I would have to fight with my dad to take the liquor away long enough to get any time with mine. At least, to be able to get any quality time with mine that he would even remember having.
 

OverVolt

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Aug 31, 2002
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I guess some people either already understand this or they don't and just dismiss it. But you'll regret it IMO.
 

ThatsABigOne

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Good, simple story. Reminds me of my childhood with my father who still is a very hard working individual. Regardless, I love him. :)
 

dighn

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Aug 12, 2001
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saw a far more concise version of it a long time ago. thanks for wasting our time and you will receive my bill shortly :colbert:
 

smackababy

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Oct 30, 2008
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This guy makes a $100 an hour and is sweating giving his kid $50 for a toy. That is over $200k working a normal 40 hour week. This guy isn't working overtime to put food on his table and he sure isn't working every night past dinner.

Worst story ever.
 

Ichinisan

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Oct 9, 2002
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Saw this (obviously fake) story a long time ago (at least a year) in social media. Now I'm suddenly seeing it re-posted everywhere again. What's up with that?
 

Ichinisan

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i found it really hard to read with all the frownies in each dad sentence.

cheesy. but probably true in a way.

OP should edit the post, click "go advanced" and put a check mark in this box:
"[+] Disable smilies in text"
 

Pantoot

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This guy makes a $100 an hour and is sweating giving his kid $50 for a toy. That is over $200k working a normal 40 hour week. This guy isn't working overtime to put food on his table and he sure isn't working every night past dinner.

Worst story ever.

Plus, he is very angry. Dad sounds like a dick.
 

KeithTalent

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I don't get it, moral is you can be a dick to your kids as long as you make enough money? :hmm:

KT
 

Miramonti

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Aug 26, 2000
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I enjoyed the story but find the moral of it undetermined until we know whether or not Dad included the $100 on his income tax returns.
 

TwiceOver

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Dec 20, 2002
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That dad gets paid more and more very time I read this. I swear it was only $50/hr last time.