This is just funny

Encryptic

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LOL! I'm not sure what would be worse, being found not guilty because it was physically impossible, or being found guilty because it WAS possible. :D
 

Cuda1447

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Uhm... WOW! But just curious, why would it be illegal to get a hard on lol. It really isn't something he can control is it?
 

UnatcoAgent

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A friend of mine had the best response :

"if I was the guy, I would have just taken the charges.."
 

Encryptic

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Originally posted by: Cuda1447
Uhm... WOW! But just curious, why would it be illegal to get a hard on lol. It really isn't something he can control is it?

In some states, it is illegal to have a boner visible through clothing in public. In effect, you are forbidden to pitch a tent. ;)
 

Spooner

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"Was she exaggerating?" Asteak asked. "She said it was pretty big. I'll show you photographs of something pretty small."

Asteak claims the victim may have mistaken a fold of fat on Peters' thigh for his semi-erect penis

Wow. Just wow.
 

Stojakapimp

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couldn't this guy counter-sue for humiliating him? I forget the technical term, but something that has to do with belittling his character (no pun intended)
 

Lithium381

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Originally posted by: Stojakapimp
couldn't this guy counter-sue for humiliating him? I forget the technical term, but something that has to do with belittling his character (no pun intended)

hah *rimshot*