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This is how life started.

Get some...

sour cream and onion chips...

with some dip, man.

Some beef jerky. Some peanut butter.

Get some Haagen Dazs ice cream bars. A whole lot.

Make sure chocolate. Gotta have chocolate, man.

Some popcorn. Bread. Popcorn. Graham crackers.

Graham crackers with the marshmallows, the little marshmallows.

And little chocolate bars. We'll make some smores, man.

Also celery, grape jelly, Captain Crunch with the little crunch berries.

Pizzas. We need two big pizzas, man.

Everything on 'em. With water, whole lot of water.

And... Funyuns.

Yeah.
 
Originally posted by: theprodigalrebel
Originally posted by: CatchPhrase
Originally posted by: pontifex
so where did the first humans come from to be able to go back in time?

Its a paradox. We mastered the universe.

That's usually the point where teh space-time continuum ruptures and the Universe collapses.

What do you think created the Big Bang?
 
I'm going to go with God sent an asteroid with God flakes on it to the earth. These flakes then became life as they are essentially God skin cells.

Take THAT evolution nazis!
 
Originally posted by: Darwin333
Originally posted by: theprodigalrebel
Originally posted by: CatchPhrase
Originally posted by: pontifex
so where did the first humans come from to be able to go back in time?

Its a paradox. We mastered the universe.

That's usually the point where teh space-time continuum ruptures and the Universe collapses.

What do you think created the Big Bang?

Charles Darwin did.
 
Originally posted by: Farang
Get some...

sour cream and onion chips...

with some dip, man.

Some beef jerky. Some peanut butter.

Get some Haagen Dazs ice cream bars. A whole lot.

Make sure chocolate. Gotta have chocolate, man.

Some popcorn. Bread. Popcorn. Graham crackers.

Graham crackers with the marshmallows, the little marshmallows.

And little chocolate bars. We'll make some smores, man.

Also celery, grape jelly, Captain Crunch with the little crunch berries.

Pizzas. We need two big pizzas, man.

Everything on 'em. With water, whole lot of water.

And... Funyuns.

Yeah.

Oh yeah, get some of that... what was it called? We used to eat it all the time back in the day... oh yeah. Pussy. </halfbaked>
 
Originally posted by: Darwin333
Originally posted by: theprodigalrebel
Originally posted by: CatchPhrase
Originally posted by: pontifex
so where did the first humans come from to be able to go back in time?

Its a paradox. We mastered the universe.

That's usually the point where teh space-time continuum ruptures and the Universe collapses.

What do you think created the Big Bang?

God farted.
 
Originally posted by: spidey07
I'm going to go with God sent an asteroid with God flakes on it to the earth. These flakes then became life as they are essentially God skin cells.

Take THAT evolution nazis!

does anyone make Frosted God flakes? i dont like the plain ones 🙁
 
yes we are an ape with a symbiotic relationship to a mushroom and that has given us self-reflection, language, religion and all the spectrum of effects that flow from these things. and one can only wonder how these hallucinogens will effect our future evolution as well. they have brought us to this point and as take our relationship to our conscience we may in fact be able to take a hold of our future evolutionary path...

-kud
 
Originally posted by: destrekor
I want to hold an ordinary packing box that contains all of our universe. 😀
😛
Baldercrap! I already created a box containing YOUR universe!
 
Originally posted by: spidey07
I'm going to go with God sent an asteroid with God flakes on it to the earth. These flakes then became life as they are essentially God skin cells.

Take THAT evolution nazis!

I suddenly have thoughts and images of Goldmember from Austin Powers...
 
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