This is horrible, I can't sleep

[Ready]

Drank 2 large cups of StarFvck coffee this AFTERNOON and 12 hours later I'm wide awake. This is the unfortunately effect of drinking coffee like once a year.

A story about booze and $10 hookers should help me fall asleep

 

[venk]

This should put you to sleep

 

[dug777]

i have a big one. it is good. the end.

 

[Rami7007]

dude... those canned double shot thingys will keep you up throughout the whole night

 

[RbSX]

Originally posted by: Ready
Drank 2 large cups of StarFvck coffee this AFTERNOON and 12 hours later I'm wide awake. This is the unfortunately effect of drinking coffee like once a year.

A story about booze and $10 hookers should help me fall asleep

Your fictional character mmight want to double and triple bag it if they only cost 10 bucks dude.

 

[HN]

commence reading - Ivan Milat, the notorious Australian Backpacker serial killer

 

[Ricemarine]

lol and i couldn't sleep last night 😛

But I didn't have caffiene.

 

[OdiN]

There once was a person who could not sleep. He asked to be read a story. Instead, I shot him full of horse tranquilizers. The end.

 

[jerryjg]

Once upon a time there was a little boy named george. George was a strange little boy, and none of the other kids liked him. Im gonna mqke them all die! said george one day, as he ran home sobbing. 40 years later george got elected president of the united states. teh end