This is begging for replies - craigslist poster wants to join a paranormal team

[DrPizza]

I'm looking to join a paranormal team i now how to use most of the equipment, and also a fast learner for new ones,I've been interested in the paranormal for as long as i could remember, I've had my own experiences with them,and I've done investigations on my own(amature)and just looking to further my knowledge and find out more info on life after death so if your looking for a member to join your team or start a team, contact me ASAP my names rob hope to here from you...

http://rochester.craigslist.org/wan/1851740675.html

Should quiz him first? "What does a reading of between 300 and 305 on a PKE meter?" (From Ghostbusters.)

 

[Anubis]

this dude lives near us doc

lets go get him

 

[Ika]

anyone have a portable vacuum cleaner?

 

[silverpig]

 

[DrPizza]

I'm actually mentioned in a paranormal book, by name. A relative of mine wrote a book and spent a lot of time in the book recollecting the past. The book is a bit... embellished. About the only thing true about me was who my parents were, and my relationship to the author.

Maybe I could use that to give me credibility when quizzing him on how well he "nows" how to use the equipment.

 

[darkxshade]

Tell him you're a demonologist and you need to replace your last assistant who unfortunately died[use whatever reason that would turn him away] and that the job is his if he wants it.


"The primary role as assistant is to become a conduit"

 

[Bateluer]

Space wasp's stomach contents, anyone?

 

[Juddog]

Tell him you're a demonologist and you need to replace your last assistant who unfortunately died[use whatever reason that would turn him away] and that the job is his if he wants it.


"The primary role as assistant is to become a conduit"

Hahahah reminds me of the Warcraft character Wilfred Fizzlebang:
http://www.wowwiki.com/Wilfred_Fizzlebang

 

[GhettoPeanut]

Fixed.

I'm looking to join a pornography team i now how to use most of the equipment, and also a fast learner for new ones,I've been interested in adult video for as long as i could remember, I've had my own experiences with them,and I've done videos on my own(amature)and just looking to further my knowledge and find out more info on DVDA so if your looking for a member to join your team or start a team, contact me ASAP my names rob hope to here from you...

 

[keird]

What does he mean by, "my names rob hope" excactly?

 

[darkxshade]

Just thought of an awesome joke to play on him... Here's my revision:

"Hi, I'm a demonologist and my last assistant quit just last month so the job is yours if you want it. Your job as assistant is to act as a conduit and what I do is channel demons into your body where I can then exorcise it. It is completely safe and harmless"

When he comes back and asks you how you exorcise it and he will you tell him

"Well once he's in your body, I put him on the treadmill at max setting until it passes out due to exhaustion" :awe:

 

[DrPizza]

Sent him an email from North American Paranormal Systems - Terrestrial Encounters Reconnaissance. (NAPSTER) (We search for UFO's too!) We'll see what comes of it. Meanwhile, time to weed the strawberry patch.

 

[DrPizza]

Awwww, no response from him yet. I was going to offer him a position on one of the local teams to serve as a demonologist assistant for exorcisms.