This is awful. What are rednecks going to hang from their trailer hitches now?

[Jhill]

Truck testicles.

My favorite part of the article.

"Now they got all types of sizes: small ones, big ones," he said. "Those things come in blue, black, white."

 

[child of wonder]

Every time I see a truck with those hanging from the hitch, I want to run the driver off the road, and execute him so as to remove him from the gene pool.

Idiocracy FTL.

 

[Eli]

I think they're hilarious.

:laugh:

 

[Anubis]

there really is nothing wrong with them, so you dont like them big deal, what if i dont like your face, can we fine you because of that

 

[MaxDepth]

I wish they came in silver so they'd match my tire flaps with the chrome babe cutouts.

 

[Jhill]

Originally posted by: MaxDepth
I wish they came in silver so they'd match my tire flaps with the chrome babe cutouts.

I wish I could find some that match my "Wrangler butts drive me nuts" bumper sticker.

 

[Eli]

Originally posted by: Jhill

Originally posted by: MaxDepth
I wish they came in silver so they'd match my tire flaps with the chrome babe cutouts.

I wish I could find some that match my "Wrangler butts drive me nuts" bumper sticker.

Originally posted by: MaxDepth
I wish they came in silver so they'd match my tire flaps with the chrome babe cutouts.

:laugh::laugh:

 

[S Freud]

Originally posted by: Jhill

Originally posted by: MaxDepth
I wish they came in silver so they'd match my tire flaps with the chrome babe cutouts.

I wish I could find some that match my "Wrangler butts drive me nuts" bumper sticker.

Big deal, I find it funny that you can get so worked up of stupid little things.

I see plenty of people do stupid things with their cars, from huge spoilers, to rims on a minivan, or using their car as a political battle ground. But its their car, let them do what they want.

 

[Soundmanred]

I'm trying to remember, but I think one state tried banning these already. Maybe this is just an ongoing part of that?
Here's some previous discussions of "Truck Nuts"!

Thread One

Thread Two

Not calling repost since this has to do with new law related news.

 

[Jhill]

Originally posted by: Soundmanred
I'm trying to remember, but I think one state tried banning these already. Maybe this is just an ongoing part of that?
Here's some previous discussions of "Truck Nuts"!

Thread One

Thread Two

Not calling repost since this has to do with new law related news.

From the first thread you linked to.

Can I hang a rubber dildo, or vagina from my bumper?

LOLOL

 

[hanoverphist]

they supposedly cant sell the flesh colored ones here in az. i saw some get cut off by a cop before, was funny. it was a girls truck too. i think they are as dumb as the huge spoilers on a 4cyl ricer, but hey... who am i to judge.

as for the minivan with rims thing, i had a friend that restored a vw bus/ truck. he reversed it so the bed was in front and dropped a 327 in it. that sucker had rims. he also made his daily driver vw bus with a 327 and kept everything else stock. funniest thing i ever saw, toasting people at red lights. if done right, minivans can earn their rims.

 

[Eli]

IMO, it's bullshit that they would try and make them illegal. Don't they have other things to worry about? I mean come on.

 

[KLin]

Are they going to do the same thing for door knockers?

 

[amdhunter]

The idea and motivation, however, came from a constituent upset that his young daughter had caught sight of the facsimile sex organs and asked what they were.

"I didn't know what to tell her," Spruill said, quoting the constituent, whom he refused to identify.

Yeah, I guess it's better for her to learn what they are when she is flat drunk and getting teabagged in a few years, than to tell her it's what boys have.

Hell, my dogs balls hang worse than those things. Maybe I should get a ticket too?

 

[Anubis]

Originally posted by: KLin
Are they going to do the same thing for door knockers?

lol

 

[hanoverphist]

Originally posted by: Eli
IMO, it's bullshit that they would try and make them illegal. Don't they have other things to worry about? I mean come on.

there was a local artist that got arrested in mesa a few years back for indecent exposure. he was transporting his sculptures to a gallery to show, and had a penis shaped one on the seat. lady in a car next to him saw the reflection of it in his window and called the cops on him. the world sux for things like this (well, the people in it really), and its not likely to change anytime soon.

 

[Eli]

Originally posted by: KLin
Are they going to do the same thing for door knockers?

OMG! I want one! hahaha

 

[dougp]

Originally posted by: Jhill
Truck testicles.

My favorite part of the article.

"Now they got all types of sizes: small ones, big ones," he said. "Those things come in blue, black, white."

I think it's pretty pathetic that you'd generalize only rednecks would use these. I see them in Houston, all different types of races and people have them. Get over yourself.

 

[Nitemare]

pretty sad that congress has nothing better to do than discuss what rednecks choose to hang from their hitch...

 

[jpeyton]

Good riddens to bad rubbish.

 

[Jhill]

Originally posted by: dreadpiratedoug

Originally posted by: Jhill
Truck testicles.

My favorite part of the article.

"Now they got all types of sizes: small ones, big ones," he said. "Those things come in blue, black, white."

I think it's pretty pathetic that you'd generalize only rednecks would use these. I see them in Houston, all different types of races and people have them. Get over yourself.

Well I know at least one person here that has a pair on their truck.

 

[Ilikepiedoyou]

I am surprised they are legal. Like the article says, how do you explain this to children?

 

[SmoochyTX]

Originally posted by: dreadpiratedoug

Originally posted by: Jhill
Truck testicles.

My favorite part of the article.

"Now they got all types of sizes: small ones, big ones," he said. "Those things come in blue, black, white."

I think it's pretty pathetic that you'd generalize only rednecks would use these. I see them in Houston, all different types of races and people have them. Get over yourself.

I live right outside of Houston and I never see them.

 

[natto fire]

I don't think that people who use trucks to commute needed another reason for others to think they are compensating for something.

 

[dougp]

Originally posted by: Jhill

Originally posted by: dreadpiratedoug

Originally posted by: Jhill
Truck testicles.

My favorite part of the article.

"Now they got all types of sizes: small ones, big ones," he said. "Those things come in blue, black, white."

I think it's pretty pathetic that you'd generalize only rednecks would use these. I see them in Houston, all different types of races and people have them. Get over yourself.

Well I know at least one person here that has a pair on their truck.

1) I don't drive a truck, and 2) I think they're in bad taste to put crap like this on there ... still doesn't take from the fact you shouldn't generalize.

Oh, and Smoochy, I see them all the time ... probably 1-2 a week. Mostly 59/Inner Loop area, always can see a few when goin out to bars.