This Is A New One...

[OREOSpeedwagon]

hahahah wtf she blew up??

 

[Toasthead]

Originally posted by: Scarpozzi
You expect to get anywhere with a girl??? You're an ATOT member, right?

haha soo true. Sad but true. Seriously, this sounds like an excuse not to see you anymore.

 

[Encryptic]

Originally posted by: munruss
So I met this girl and we went out to dinner last week and things went well. We then decided to go rollerblading a few days alter and after we had some pizza, her stomach goes nuts. To make a long story short, she got sick and blew up the park bathroom.

She doesn't talk to me now because she is too embarrassed.

Lets review. I get dumped because her ass blows up and she is too embarrassed to face me. What is that all about???

Just talk to her and make her understand it wasn't her fault. Geez. If things went well, a little episode of the Hershey Squirts shouldn't be that big of a deal, right? Hell, when my wife and I were just starting to date, she got sick at a club. It wasn't her fault she got sick and neither of us made a big thing out of it.

 

Dabuddha, and where did I say that Munruss said that? I didn't quote Munruss. I quoted Shiva, and it was he that I was responding to, not Munruss.

 

[mugs]

Originally posted by: munruss
She had the runs.... That's what that means when someone's ass explodes. She's gone anyway. She doesn't want to talk to me anymore, which is good. I lost interest anyway.

Wow, you lost interest in her within 2 hours of your original post? That's quick!

 

[Electric Amish]

Gee, munruss, I'm sorry your date blew up.


(Although that's probably a common occurance with the guys around here)

amish

 

[Aquaman]

I don't think it was the pizza........... it was probably something she ate the day before for her to get the explosive Diarrhea.

Cheers,
Aquaman

 

[NutBucket]

Originally posted by: Aquaman
I don't think it was the pizza........... it was probably something she ate the day before for her to get the explosive Diarrhea.

Cheers,
Aquaman

Listen to this man! He has lots of personal experience

 

[Encryptic]

Originally posted by: Electric Amish
Gee, munruss, I'm sorry your date blew up.


(Although that's probably a common occurance with the guys around here)

amish

LOL...pwned.

A blow up doll can only take so much punishment....

 

[jjones]

Are you sure this isn't a story about your inflatable plastic doll?

 

[Aquaman]

Originally posted by: NutBucket

Originally posted by: Aquaman
I don't think it was the pizza........... it was probably something she ate the day before for her to get the explosive Diarrhea.

Cheers,
Aquaman

Listen to this man! He has lots of personal experience

Well............ whenever I get it it's because I am thinking of you

Cheers,
Aquaman

 

[munruss]

The funniest part out of all of this is that I said to her "sh*t happens" when she was embarrassed! HAHAHAHA! Way to go munruss!

 

[WinkOsmosis]

Good job assclown.

 

[munruss]

Originally posted by: WinkOsmosis
Good job assclown.

HAHAHAHA!! I crack me up!

 

[Luagsch]

Originally posted by: Jugernot

Originally posted by: coldcut
You mean she vomited?

Does "her ass blew up" sound like vomiting to you?

ROTFLMAO!!!! this gives a$$face a new meaning