This has to be an ATOTer

[SSSnail]

Wind = wins

LOL, sorry but I can't stop laughing. Poor guy, I hope his fianc... wait, girlfriend will let this blow over, and that he can weather the storm and pickup... nevermind.

 

[olds]

"But I had to tell her the story -- she went absolutely mad. Now she is refusing to speak to me until I get her a new ring."

Why in the hell would anyone even think of marrying a spoiled bitch like that?

 

[roguerower]

Geez, talk about being owned by mother earth.

Securing that should have been his first priority. Like my roommate just said..."that's like sawing the safety off a machine gun, shoving it down you pants, and doing jumping jacks."

Always secure yo junkz

 

[TruePaige]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
"But I had to tell her the story -- she went absolutely mad. Now she is refusing to speak to me until I get her a new ring."

Why in the hell would anyone even think of marrying a spoiled bitch like that?

 

[Throckmorton]

Originally posted by: TruePaige

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
"But I had to tell her the story -- she went absolutely mad. Now she is refusing to speak to me until I get her a new ring."

Why in the hell would anyone even think of marrying a spoiled bitch like that?

Yep, she should tell him it's OK, rather than make him waste TWICE as much money.

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
"But I had to tell her the story -- she went absolutely mad. Now she is refusing to speak to me until I get her a new ring."

Why in the hell would anyone even think of marrying a spoiled bitch like that?

She was probably mad because of the bad pun of "popping the question."

 

[OhSnap688]

She's a bitch. If I loved him, and heard that story I would call him an idiot but laugh it off and say yes. Sure that's a lot of money but it's the thought that counts.

 

[SSSnail]

Now, can you imagine the balloon landed on some girl, and she finds him, and they get married, and chicka bow wow, and they pop out some kids and they live happily ever after?

Hmmm... interesting movie concept, kinda like Serendipity part 2. Not that I'd ever watch that kind of movie or anything. I heard something about that movie, supposedly.

 

[Nitemare]

Pwned x 2

 

[pontifex]

whatever happened to just getting down on your knee and pulling the box out of your pocket? and not to mention spending $12k on a ring for a bitch like she turned out to be.

sounds like some good omens if you ask me.

"a fool and his money are soon parted" seems to fit this story as well.

 

[SunnyD]

But as he left the shop, a gust of wind pulled the balloon from his hand and he watched the ring -- and quite possibly the affections of his girlfriend -- sailing away over the rooftops.

I'm sorry, if she's petty enough to walk away because of losing a ring (sure, $12,000, but whatever)... I would happily walk away from her.

 

[nanette1985]

Great story, but that must have been a TINY ring. It doesn't take much weight to pull down one of those balloons.

I agree, it turns out to be good luck for him - he got to find out what kind of spoiled bitch she is before he got stuck with her for life.

 

[MmmSkyscraper]

Originally posted by: princess ida
I agree, it turns out to be good luck for him - he got to find out what kind of spoiled bitch she is before he got stuck with her for life.

In return, she discovered he's a complete retard.

 

[Anubis]

Originally posted by: MmmSkyscraper

Originally posted by: princess ida
I agree, it turns out to be good luck for him - he got to find out what kind of spoiled bitch she is before he got stuck with her for life.

In return, she discovered he's a complete retard.

id call hima hopeless romantic fool


however she is still a bitch

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
"But I had to tell her the story -- she went absolutely mad. Now she is refusing to speak to me until I get her a new ring."

Why in the hell would anyone even think of marrying a spoiled bitch like that?

Because AFAIK no one has confirmed he actually did buy it.