This has got to be fake (bash.org quote)

[conjur]

#63048 +(1057)- [X]

<AndrewLB_in_Chise> My mom saw me walking downstairs to the comp room with a box of kleenex and she just gave me this look. -.- I've never felt so dirty in my life...




DOH!!

 

[thereds]

<ikkenai> i don't have hard drives. i just keep 30 chinese teenagers in my basement and force them to memorize numbers

ahahahahahhahahahah

That owns.

 

[UlricT]

[/quote]<Graeme> yeah, don't be nasty. my grandad died in a concentration camp......!
<Graeme> he fell out a guard tower. broke his neck
[/quote]

Bwaaahaha

 

[nan0bug]

#4488 +(1400)- [X]

<FM{FF1}> Rizen: I thought you didn't bang chicks, only me.
<FM{FF1}> ...men.
<FM{FF1}> GOD THAT WAS A BAD TYPO.

 

[ndee]

Originally posted by: cheapbidder01

Originally posted by: ndee
why do so many afro-american jokes get accepted?

[politically correct person] Did you have to mention afro-american [/politically correct person]

*** I said it first!!! w00t!

hehe, I know where you're coming from

 

[anxi80]

i forgot all about this site, straight comedy!

Jakefeb3: do you know a turtles only weakness?
AvatarOfSolusek: no
AvatarOfSolusek: well
AvatarOfSolusek: their slowness
Jakefeb3: they're weakness is they cant roll over when they are on their backs
AvatarOfSolusek: lol
Jakefeb3: now i have a plan
Jakefeb3: if i duck tape 2 turtles together they are unstoppable

<WiLdSeXyPrInCeSs> i luv guyz where would they be wifout us gals???
<XeNoX> Still in the Garden Of Eden you gullible bit*h.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: dman
Nice. I don't want to believe it, but, knowing people, it's probably true.

I see we have a veteran of the helpdesk wars.

- M4H

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: thereds
No one can be this stupid.

Let me put it this way:

The_good_guy's girlfriend.

- M4H

 

[QueHuong]

Originally posted by: anxi80
i forgot all about this site, straight comedy!

<WiLdSeXyPrInCeSs> i luv guyz where would they be wifout us gals???
<XeNoX> Still in the Garden Of Eden you gullible bit*h.

LOL...oh man that's hilarious. If my feminist sister sees me laughing at this, she'll give me papercut on my eyeballs.