This guy nailed himself

venk

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shooting yourself in the skull with a nail gun nine times and with no lasting damage? :Q

Was this guy named Chuck Norris? :p
 

Praetor

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wow. Hrm.... I guess since he's still living, he doesn't get a Darwin award.....
 

venk

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Originally posted by: Praetor
wow. Hrm.... I guess since he's still living, he doesn't get a Darwin award.....

I think walking away from that should get him an anti-darwin award. :p
 

shoRunner

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Originally posted by: Praetor
wow. Hrm.... I guess since he's still living, he doesn't get a Darwin award.....

oh don't worry...

The patient was later transferred to psychiatric care and stayed under court order for nearly a month before leaving against doctors' orders

he will soon be taking care of that.
 

Goosemaster

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talk about shoddy craftmanship and execution.....hiring that guy would probably be 75% more expensive than the competition due to the amount of nails he would have to use for each stud :laugh:


guy: " so are we all set to go ahead with the project"
client: "welllllllll...it's just that you have so many nails in your head and didn;t even get the job done. We're jsut worried that you won't be able to execute. We're thinkg ing of hiring that man who took out those metro cops las week....three cops with two bullets..jsut imagine how much we willsave!!"
 

WiseOldDude

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Originally posted by: venk
shooting yourself in the skull with a nail gun nine times and with no lasting damage? :Q

Was this guy named Chuck Norris? :p

Nothing vital in there to hit, it is apparently just empty space.
 

Goosemaster

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Originally posted by: venk
shooting yourself in the skull with a nail gun nine times and with no lasting damage? :Q

Was this guy named Chuck Norris? :p

senco: helo, this is senco corp, how may I direct your call:
CN: yeah, I accidentally shot myself in the face with one of your framers
senco: oh my, have you seeked medical attention?
CN: oh, I'm fine; it's jsut that I am calling because the gun jammed halfway through this trick for I was doing for Steven Segal and I need a repalcement.
 

Rubycon

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Originally posted by: Goosemaster
talk about shoddy craftmanship and execution.....hiring that guy would probably be 75% more expensive than the competition due to the amount of nails he would have to use for each stud :laugh:

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LOL your post reminded me of this. :laugh:

 
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The man at first told doctors he had had a nail gun accident, but later admitted it was a suicide attempt.

"i accidentally shot myself in the head with a nail gun 12 times...no, really" :laugh:

LMFAO
 

Jawo

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Originally posted by: MS Dawn
Originally posted by: Goosemaster
talk about shoddy craftmanship and execution.....hiring that guy would probably be 75% more expensive than the competition due to the amount of nails he would have to use for each stud :laugh:

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LOL your post reminded me of this. :laugh:

ha ha ha...that is such a great video! And very bizzare stories posted here!
 

ValkyrieofHouston

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Originally posted by: MS Dawn
Story

Some people. :disgust:


Ok, obviously someone, supreme being, or something devine... er um...didn't want him to leave this earth just yet... eh hem...

Wow, that is all I can say.

It says toward the end of the article that he was released against doctors orders? I guess the state decided after a month he was getting too expensive to keep as a mental patient? Poor guy...