This guy had all the (bad) luck...

[Svnla]

Third time is a charm?

http://www.miamiherald.com/news/nation-world/national/article209572004.html

 

[Iron Woode]

maybe he should just stay home?

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Maybe he smells delicious, like the wild animal equivalent of bacon.

 

[Carson Dyle]

Seven stitches? Did they have to life flight him to a Level I trauma center? LOL.

 

[skull]

Maybe he smells delicious, like the wild animal equivalent of bacon.

He must, I don't know about animals but I know my stink scares away insects. I can be sitting outside with people and someone next to me will end up with 20 bug bites and I might end up with one.