This goes out to M4H

Jun 19, 2004
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Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Originally posted by: Bootprint
Originally posted by: meltdown75
he's gonna b!tchslap you with his e-p3n1s.

That's if he has enough strength after his Curling match.

Bitch, I can cut down trees with it. We Canucks are all lumberjacks, you know.

- M4H

The YMCA "Village people" kind too I hear.

 

mb

Lifer
Jun 27, 2004
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Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Originally posted by: Bootprint
Originally posted by: meltdown75
he's gonna b!tchslap you with his e-p3n1s.

That's if he has enough strength after his Curling match.

Bitch, I can cut down trees with it. We Canucks are all lumberjacks, you know.

- M4H

I thought you were all hockey players?
 

CrackRabbit

Lifer
Mar 30, 2001
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Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Originally posted by: Bootprint
Originally posted by: meltdown75
he's gonna b!tchslap you with his e-p3n1s.

That's if he has enough strength after his Curling match.

Bitch, I can cut down trees with it. We Canucks are all lumberjacks, you know.

- M4H


I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK
I sleep all night and I work all day.

Chorus:
He's a lumberjack and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shopping and have buttered scones for tea

Mounties:
He cut down trees, he eat his lunch
He go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he go shopping and has buttered scones for tea.

Chorus:
He's a lumberjack and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I cut down trees, I skip and jump
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing and hang around in bars.

Mounties:
He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing and hangs around in bars?!

Chorus:
He's a lumberjack and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I cut down trees, I wear high heels
Suspendies and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear pappa.

Mounties:
He cuts down trees, he wears high heels?!
Suspendies...and a bra?!

...He's a lumberjack and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day.



You asked for it.
 

aplefka

Lifer
Feb 29, 2004
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Originally posted by: CrackRabbit
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Originally posted by: Bootprint
Originally posted by: meltdown75
he's gonna b!tchslap you with his e-p3n1s.

That's if he has enough strength after his Curling match.

Bitch, I can cut down trees with it. We Canucks are all lumberjacks, you know.

- M4H


I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK
I sleep all night and I work all day.

Chorus:
He's a lumberjack and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shopping and have buttered scones for tea

Mounties:
He cut down trees, he eat his lunch
He go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he go shopping and has buttered scones for tea.

Chorus:
He's a lumberjack and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I cut down trees, I skip and jump
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing and hang around in bars.

Mounties:
He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing and hangs around in bars?!

Chorus:
He's a lumberjack and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I cut down trees, I wear high heels
Suspendies and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear pappa.

Mounties:
He cuts down trees, he wears high heels?!
Suspendies...and a bra?!

...He's a lumberjack and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day.



You asked for it.

If only we could fit 2758 characters into our sig.
 

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