This fly has made me go mad

[Passions]

It has been buzzing over my head for over 3 hours, and when I get up to kill the puny thing it flies away. Now I only hear this constant droning and must goto sleep.

 

[Passions]

HAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHA I KILLED IT I KILLED IT! STUPID THING FOLLOWED ME INTO MY ROOM, SO I CLOSED THE DOOR AND WAITED FOR IT TO LAND. BUT IT JUST KEPT FLYING AND WOULD NOT LAND, I COULD HAVE KILLED IWTH WITH BUG SPRAY BUT I DIDNT. I GRABBED A BIG MAGAZINE AND SMACKED THAT THING IN MID AIR SO FREAKIN HARD, IT WAS BONE CRUSHING AND THEN I PICKED IT UP WITH A NAPKIN AND SLOWLY ROASTED IT ON MY STOVE. HAHAHAHAHA TOMMROW I WILL GO TO MY BACKYARD AND FIND ALL ITS BRETHREN AND KILL THEM TOO FOR PUNISHMENT.

 

[nickdakick]

Another thrilling story from "Bobby's World". Keep us up to date, whenever other nervewrecking things happen to you again.

 

[Fathom4]

Bobby The key on the left-hand side of the keyboard marked "Caps Lock" turns off all of those irritating capital letters. Unless you meant to be irritating and yelling everything in which case I GUESS YOU CAN LEAVE THE FSCKING "CAPS LOCK" KEY ON.

 

[kami]

buzzing around your head? it was reminding you to shower

you roasted it on the stove? was that more of a cremation ceremony because i think your bone crushing blow w/ the magazine killed it instantly

 

[Wangel]

If you are this upset over a fly, invest in a bug light and keep it indoors. Then turn out all the lights and watch the fly get zapped. Works great for those pesky mosquitoes that buzz your ears when you are sleeping.

 

[Yeeny]

Ok, when the nice men in the white coats come to your house, remember, they are your friends.

 

[Yo Ma Ma]

Good job, Bobby! Your place is where men are men and flies are dead.

 

[NOSOUP4U]

hahaha you're insane. I like it!

 

[NFS4]

<< buzzing around your head? it was reminding you to shower >>


Buahahaha

 

[Psychoholic]

<< Probably another one of Cybersux's reincarnated relatives >>



Ha,ha ROTFL.
Be careful Red you say the wrong incantation and he might reappear.