This could be me some day.

[Lost_in_the_HTTP]

Decomposing Body Found Sitting in Chair in Remote California Town

A years-old corpse has been found in Wallace, California, and is unrecognizable due to decomposition.




Ooh, I'm just sittin' on the deck of the yard
Wastin' away ...

 

[Charmonium]

Get . . . let's say, 8-12 cats. They'll tidy you up right down the bones.

 

[SaltyNuts]

As far as I can tell that's been you for so long ago as I can remember. 80s maybe?

 

[brianmanahan]

i wouldn't mind if that's how i go. wouldn't mind at all.

 

[Charmonium]

As far as I can tell that's been you for so long ago as I can remember. 80s maybe?

ruh? So, when I talk about a cat house, you thought that meant actual cats?

Now I'm just an old cat lady with commitment issues

edit: and since I plan to be icicled in liquid nitrogen, it's fairly important that I have a pretty corpse.