this chick got kidnapped and impregnated by somalian dudes

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If you're really curious, look into why she went to Somalia (career reasons) and the reactions of professional journalists to her being there before being kidnapped.
 

phucheneh

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She's a bit of a chameleon but she's definitely NOT butt ugly

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There's either an assload of makeup or assload of photoshop there...and she's still ugly.

What the FUCK is up with her ear? It looks like maybe she lost it to some kind of animal attack and had it replaced with a Mr Potatohead ear that sat out in the sun for too long.
 
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There's either an assload of makeup or assload of photoshop there...and she's still ugly.

What the FUCK is up with her ear? It looks like maybe she lost it to some kind of animal attack and had it replaced with a Mr Potatohead ear that sat out in the sun for too long.

attached earlobes are sexy as fuck

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SlickSnake

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There's either an assload of makeup or assload of photoshop there...and she's still ugly.

What the FUCK is up with her ear? It looks like maybe she lost it to some kind of animal attack and had it replaced with a Mr Potatohead ear that sat out in the sun for too long.

What stands out to me the most is her maniacal looking crazy eyes. So if she was a teacher bonking all her students, her crazy eyes would fit right in. But in this case, she was bonking all of Africa, so there is a definite parallel there.
 

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There's either an assload of makeup or assload of photoshop there...and she's still ugly.

What the FUCK is up with her ear? It looks like maybe she lost it to some kind of animal attack and had it replaced with a Mr Potatohead ear that sat out in the sun for too long.

Her sister's hotter... Less so with her now blonde hair though.
 

desura

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the thing about so many women is that they take these absolutist moral stands...and then like immediately contradict themselves.

Here's a woman who was raped until she fell in love!
 

Ancalagon44

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Yup, she was already kidnapped in Iraq and thought it'd be a good idea to drag her ex-b/f to Mogadishu/Somalia for some more photography fun. Because he was going to "protect" her, amirite? Dumbass adrenaline junkie, she got what she deserved going into a desolate war-torn shithole place like that. Some people just can't be happy with their lives unless they're in danger, a shame that poor guy got dragged with her. No wonder they're no longer on speaking terms. Not to mention the emotional trauma she put her mother through, begging for the millions on the phone while held captive. Ugh, and now they are going to make a movie about her? Doing what, getting passed around a bunch of thugs and then giving birth? Oh wait, libtards will probably turn this into a girlpower film and inspire more "fearless women journalists" to go to the same areas to "make a difference in the world". Ugh. smh

Pretty much this. Libtard thought she knew better and that those poor men were just misunderstood.

Then she fell in love with one/some of them after they passed her around a few times.

And then tried to cheat her ex bf out of his ransom money. And people want to watch a movie about this bitch?