I recently found this page on ThinkGeek after taking one of their surveys. I searched the forums and I don't beleive anyone has posted this before:
http://www.thinkgeek.com/fortune.shtml
Some of them are really funny, and it keeps you busy while you're bored
Feel free to post any really funny ones you find...
ThinkGeek :: Customer Fortunes
So, you wanna see what people say aboot us, eh? A lot of people send in their comments and thoughts, not only about our site and our products, but about a very wide variety of things. This page is our local fortune file that will randomly select one of the many customer-submitted comments and present it to you for your reading pleasure (or horror, as the case may be).
http://www.thinkgeek.com/fortune.shtml
Some of them are really funny, and it keeps you busy while you're bored
Feel free to post any really funny ones you find...