Heh. Back when I was a little kid (early 1990's), my dad managed to find an old 286 machine that some company was throwing out (I think it was a 286 or something similarly old). It was a "laptop" in the loosest sense of the word...monochrome screen (LCD I think?), keyboard, 5.25" floppy drive (don't remember if there was a 3.5" or not), no hard drive....thing must have weighed at least 50 pounds. It did have a handle though.
In any case, I had a hell of a time trying to move that thing when I was 8-10 years old.

Although I did use it to play oldskool DOS games like Alleycat.
Edit: My/our main computer was a 386 until like 1996 or 1997

, so it didn't seem that slow to me or anything...except that I couldn't run Windows 3.1 on it for lack of a hard drive.
