Think of evil questions for me to ask

[Lonyo]

What evil questions would you want to ask your girl/boyfriends mother? Gonna have about 20 mins in the car as I get picked up and wanna think of some "odd" more than anything else questions (I'm 16, she's 15).
What questions might yield funny/embarassing answers?

 

[Electric Amish]

Originally posted by: Lonyo
What evil questions would you want to ask your girl/boyfriends mother? Gonna have about 20 mins in the car as I get picked up and wanna think of some "odd" more than anything else questions (I'm 16, she's 15).
What questions might yield funny/embarassing answers?

If the daughter's blonde, if she's a true blonde..

amish

 

[yobarman]

"did you ever have a threesome with your daughter? I'll be the meat in the middle!"


"Can we stop at the condom shop before we get home?"

 

[Electric Amish]

Originally posted by: yobarman
"did you ever have a threesome with your daughter? I'll be the meat in the middle!"


"Can we stop at the condom shop before we get home?"

Is your daughter on the "pill"?

amish

 

[FuzzyBee]

"What's that fishy smell?"

 

[ElFenix]

want to see my gun collection?

 

[ElFenix]

do you know what milf means?

 

[iamme]

Originally posted by: ElFenix
do you know what milf means?

Moro Islamic Liberation Front?

 

[iamwiz82]

so where you as easy as your daughter?

 

[DeafeningSilence]

Originally posted by: Lonyo
What evil questions would you want to ask your girl/boyfriends mother? Gonna have about 20 mins in the car as I get picked up and wanna think of some "odd" more than anything else questions (I'm 16, she's 15).
What questions might yield funny/embarassing answers?

Your girlfriend's mom is 15?!?!? That's messed up, dude!!!

 

[palad]

So, has your daughter always been into... you know... 'kinky' stuff? I mean, being tied down once in a while is fine, but every night! My wrists are getting chapped and I've got a crick in my neck.

 

[hdeck]

does she usually put out on the first date?

 

[palad]

So, when did your daughter get that cool piercing 'down there'?

 

[DeafeningSilence]

"So, are you glad your daughter stopped dating guys twice her age?"

 

[Analog]

Originally posted by: Electric Amish

Originally posted by: yobarman
"did you ever have a threesome with your daughter? I'll be the meat in the middle!"


"Can we stop at the condom shop before we get home?"

Is your daughter on the "pill"?

amish

:Q

 

[BooGiMaN]

i take it her ability to...ummm....be able to...umm...suck a golf ball through a garden hose comes from you..right...am i right? then proceed to honk her boob

if you dont get thrown out the car by this point...your in like flyn!