Think my wife is plotting to kill my chickens

[Texashiker]

On facebook with my wife,
she tells me she is having a chicken salad for lunch,
I said that sounds good,
she says she will cook me some chicken this weekend,

D:

Our chickens are almost broiler size.

 

[brainhulk]

So she's going to toss your chicken salad and then choke your cock...

Kinda want

 

[sdifox]

tell her to put some rice in a bowl, cut the chicken's neck and drain the blood into the bowl.

wait til blood dries, then steam or boil it.

 

[God Mode]

Do you have a strong bond with your pet cock?

 

[Texashiker]

Do you have a strong bond with your pet cock?

They are my pets, and not for eating.

 

[Soundmanred]

Which wife is this?

 

[bfdd]

what good are chickens if they aren't for food? i want chickens, but so i can eat their eggs and then their flesh.

 

[RavenSEAL]

Those are some big cocks