Think I can return Toilet Paper to Target?

[aphex]

My wife bought a 12 pack of these Charmin Mega Rolls and they are so freaking HUGE, they won't fit in any of our toilet paper holders.

Stupid me ripped open the bag in mad dash for salvation, only to spend the entire enlightening experience trying to devise a method for mounting these gigantic rolls of ass napkins in their proper location.

They are seriously about 2" thicker than usual.

 

[SagaLore]

Yea right. :roll: Just keep the roll on top of the toilet until you use them up.

 

[NikolaeVarius]

Don't be a wimp and just use it without the roller.

 

[aphex]

Originally posted by: SagaLore
Yea right. :roll: Just keep the roll on top of the toilet until you use them up.

On top of the toilet poses some serious acrobatic maneuvers in a time where acrobatics can be both life threatening, and downright dirty.

 

[RaistlinZ]

Seriously. Why can't you just place it on top of the toilet like any rational person would do in this situation? If your wife is inconvenienced by it so much, let her take them back.

Acrobatic maneuvers? It's just right behind you. Quick being such a puss.

 

[KillerCharlie]

Don't they usually come with a plastic holder extender thing that will allow it to fit in most toilet paper holders?

 

[Leros]

The mega rolls usually come with a plastic "extender" thing so the roll will fit.

http://www.charmin.com/en_cn/pages/prod_demo.shtml

 

[aphex]

Originally posted by: RaistlinZ
Seriously. Why can't you just place it on top of the toilet like any rational person would do in this situation? If your wife is inconvenienced by it so much, let her take them back.

Who ever said I was a rational person?

 

[aphex]

Originally posted by: Leros
The mega rolls usually come with a plastic "extender" thing so the roll will fit.

REALLY???? OOOO, i'll go take a look... thanks for the heads up.

 

[Leros]

Originally posted by: aphex

Originally posted by: Leros
The mega rolls usually come with a plastic "extender" thing so the roll will fit.

REALLY???? OOOO, i'll go take a look... thanks for the heads up.

I added this link to my above post.

http://www.charmin.com/en_cn/pages/prod_demo.shtml

 

[mugs]

You seriously want Target or Charmin to take a hit on toilet paper that is now unsellable? It's not going to kill you to use it. :roll:

 

[OVERKILL]

Originally posted by: Leros

Originally posted by: aphex

Originally posted by: Leros
The mega rolls usually come with a plastic "extender" thing so the roll will fit.

REALLY???? OOOO, i'll go take a look... thanks for the heads up.

I added this link to my above post.

http://www.charmin.com/en_cn/pages/prod_demo.shtml

Unfortunately, that extender offer is only good in Canada

 

[aphex]

Originally posted by: Leros

Originally posted by: aphex

Originally posted by: Leros
The mega rolls usually come with a plastic "extender" thing so the roll will fit.

REALLY???? OOOO, i'll go take a look... thanks for the heads up.

I added this link to my above post.

http://www.charmin.com/en_cn/pages/prod_demo.shtml

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU ROCK! ThANKS!@

 

[aphex]

Originally posted by: OVERKILL

Originally posted by: Leros

Originally posted by: aphex

Originally posted by: Leros
The mega rolls usually come with a plastic "extender" thing so the roll will fit.

REALLY???? OOOO, i'll go take a look... thanks for the heads up.

I added this link to my above post.

http://www.charmin.com/en_cn/pages/prod_demo.shtml

Unfortunately, that extender offer is only good in Canada

go to http://www.charmin.com for the US version, click on Specials.

 

[Epic Fail]

Originally posted by: Leros

Originally posted by: aphex

Originally posted by: Leros
The mega rolls usually come with a plastic "extender" thing so the roll will fit.

REALLY???? OOOO, i'll go take a look... thanks for the heads up.

I added this link to my above post.

http://www.charmin.com/en_cn/pages/prod_demo.shtml

The demo's holder looks exactly like a regular, had to google to see how it works.

 

[OVERKILL]

Originally posted by: aphex

Originally posted by: OVERKILL

Originally posted by: Leros

Originally posted by: aphex

Originally posted by: Leros
The mega rolls usually come with a plastic "extender" thing so the roll will fit.

REALLY???? OOOO, i'll go take a look... thanks for the heads up.

I added this link to my above post.

http://www.charmin.com/en_cn/pages/prod_demo.shtml

Unfortunately, that extender offer is only good in Canada

go to http://www.charmin.com for the US version, click on Specials.

Thanks

 

[Fullmetal Chocobo]

"Can I return this--it wasn't worth shit!". :laugh:

 

[Leros]

Sorry for the canadian link. I googled for it and that was the first result.

 

[nonameo]

pee on them first.

but make sure it's clear pee.

 

[DrPizza]

You put the roll of toilet paper on the toilet paper holder voluntarily?!

I suppose you probably put the seat back down when you're finished too!

Mancard -1

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

Originally posted by: aphex
My wife bought a 12 pack.

For a second there I thought your wife rocked...

Then I read the rest of your post.

 

[nonameo]

Originally posted by: DrPizza
You put the roll of toilet paper on the toilet paper holder voluntarily?!

I suppose you probably put the seat back down when you're finished too!

Mancard -1

Yeah, see if target will take that back too, while you're there.

edit: so you can buy some tampons.

Not that there's anything wrong with being a woman.

 

[xeemzor]

Originally posted by: DrPizza

I suppose you probably put the seat back down when you're finished too!

When I was home, I kept getting yelled at by my sister and mother for that infraction

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: DrPizza
You put the roll of toilet paper on the toilet paper holder voluntarily?!

I suppose you probably put the seat back down when you're finished too!

Mancard -1

I live alone and I do both.
:Q

 

[mrSHEiK124]

Originally posted by: aphex

Originally posted by: OVERKILL

Originally posted by: Leros

Originally posted by: aphex

Originally posted by: Leros
The mega rolls usually come with a plastic "extender" thing so the roll will fit.

REALLY???? OOOO, i'll go take a look... thanks for the heads up.

I added this link to my above post.

http://www.charmin.com/en_cn/pages/prod_demo.shtml

Unfortunately, that extender offer is only good in Canada

go to http://www.charmin.com for the US version, click on Specials.

Uh, or change the cn in the URL to us

http://www.charmin.com/en_us/pages/prod_demo.shtml