Roll it up so that it is 8' long.
Recline passenger seat.
Place left side in first. Angle the top towards the drivers side.
Place right side on floor and pull the top back towards you.
Close door.
Walk around to drivers side.
Open door.
Get in and close door.
Put seat belt on rug.
Put on your seat belt.
Start vehicle.
Look left/right/forward/back and move vehicle in a safe manner in the direction you need to go.
Drive safely to your destination while observing all local/state/federal laws.
Arrive at destination.
Park in an appropriate location so that you may open your doors without hitting anything.
Remove your seat belt.
Remove seat belt from rug.
Remove keys from ignition.
Exit vehicle, closing door behind you.
Move around to other side of vehicle and open door.
Shift rug to the right, angling the top towards the drivers side.
Slide right (lower) side of rug out of the vehicle.
Continue this movement until rug is completely out of vehicle.
Close door. Ensure that your fingers are out of the way ofthe closing door.
Lock vehicle.
Toss rug onto shoulder making sure not to twist at the waist as you do. (Back injuries suck)
Proceed to your dwelling. Watch around you. The rug will be sticking out about 3.5 feet from your body and you could run into people/things.
Once you arrive at the door to your dwelling, gently place rug on one end and prop it into a corner so that it doesn't fall.
Remove keys from pocket and unlock the door of your dwelling.
Open door.
Pick up rug as described previously and enter dwelling. Again, watch out that you don't bump into someone/some thing.
Place rug in desired location. (You did clear it out previously, didn't you?)
Unroll rug.
Stand back and admire it.
Go get a beer and come back to admire it some more.
Accidentally spill beer on rug and curse yourself for being so clumsy.
Clean up beer.
Invite a woman over to help you christen the rug.
Profit.
Sorry I wasn't explicit enough. If I missed something, I am sure someone here will fill us in.