Sure, I got one.
No credit? No problem.
No job? No problem.
No money? Problem.
We got TVs, VCRs, DVD players, even an ATM machine. That'd be a great addition for your living room. Put your card in, take money out, put someone elses card in, take money out. It couldn't be easier! Just look for the white van, we're always moving so you don't have to.