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Responding to the television where a man is telling someone to "get right with God":

e: Ha, get right with my c0ck f*cko.
me: Am i right with your c0ck?
e: We'll have to check.
me: Does it involve a litmus test?
e: It's more of a taste test.
 
On his first million.

me: So you're going to buy me a pony, right?
e: No, I'm going to buy ME a pony. Made of gold. With rockets.
me: And then with the rest you're going to buy me a pony, right?
e: I don't think there will be anything left after I get my gold rocket horse.
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even if this is real, he's not that witty. mildly annoying, if real I see him being one of those guys who will get one funny joke out, think he is the greatest every and try to joke about everything for the rest of the day and fail horribly. A couple of them made me almost chuckle, but this ain't real.

dude probably doesn't have a girl and this is his fantasy. He's like the Comic Book guy on the Simpsons.
 
this one made me chuckle

Aphrodisiacs.

me: You need to watch this show. See how that guy's giving the chick candy?
e: SIGH. FINE. [grabs empty pretzel bag] Here's some pretzel salt. You lubed up yet? [laughs his ass off] I'm glad you love me, because no one else will.
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Originally posted by: QueBert
even if this is real, he's not that witty. mildly annoying, if real I see him being one of those guys who will get one funny joke out, think he is the greatest every and try to joke about everything for the rest of the day and fail horribly. A couple of them made me almost chuckle, but this ain't real.

dude probably doesn't have a girl and this is his fantasy. He's like the Comic Book guy on the Simpsons.
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sure... this isn't even that out of the ordinary. They've had like a 4 year relationship I read. look at the quotes on the site. Their aren't that many for 4 years!
 
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