Thingsmyboyfriendsays.com

[StevenYoo]

link

this guy "e" says the coolest things.

me (the girl that runs the site): Who loves you?
e: Megatron.

 

[natep]

haha

While E was playing Civilization 4 I decided to go to the store. He asked if I would bring him back something, I said no, and he said:

"And I was just going to name this city I conquered after you. I guess I'll have to call it Bitchburg."

 

[flxnimprtmscl]

.5/10

 

[b0mbrman]

What is an Oldsmoboat's Law?

 

[Cable God]

Hahaha lot of laughs there, it's a trip.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

You have a heretofore unseen definition of "hilarious".

 

[StevenYoo]

Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt
You have a heretofore unseen definition of "hilarious".

oh yeah?

well you have a heretothere unforeseen definition of.... your FACE.

 

[kranky]

I think the guy is pretty funny.

 

[rocadelpunk]

Midnight snack redux.

e: I want popcorn.
me: You could eat a can of chick peas.
e: Wow! I could also eat the carpet!



good stuff.

 

[Hossenfeffer]

Good stuff 🙂

 

[Phokus]

me: I think it's funny and cute that I get into bed and put my cold feet on you to warm them up and you frown but you don't say anything.
e: That's because I'm busy thinking loudly about hating you.

hahaha!

 

[firewall]

LOL!!!

me: Know why I fell for you?
e: The huge penis?
me: No, I fell for you before I knew what your dick looked like.
e: No, it was the huge penis. When I took it out and started playing pool with it. It's the only party trick that always gets you laid.

me: I'm going to throw that giant spider on you.
e: Don't. It'll all end in tears.
me: Whose?
e: Mine.

 

[sixone]

"Chuprakaka" :laugh:

 

[tailes151]

me: I've got this buzzing in my head for the last two weeks and I don't know what it is.
e: must be the bomb i implanted in case you ever leave me.

hahaha

 

[ballmode]

I wonder if its fake or they are a couple. If so, that girl must be ugly or likes to talk like that back and forth.

 

[thehstrybean]

ROFL

 

[50cent1228]

lols

 

[Malak]

LMAO

 

[Martin]

Saw this site the other day, and no, its not the least bit funny.

 

[SVT Cobra]

Only thing that was funny was whipping it out and playing pool, everything else was chic humor.

 

[Krazy4Real]

a couple funnies in there, but not many.

 

[Phlargo]

Originally posted by: ballmode
I wonder if its fake or they are a couple. If so, that girl must be ugly or likes to talk like that back and forth.

Yeah.. I wonder the same.. It seems like it's been around a while if you look at some of the other pages.

Some of the stuff is pretty clever and unexpected. Most, however, is pretty inane.

 

[tk149]

I thought it was hilarious :lol

 

[tweakmm]

Originally posted by: ballmode
I wonder if its fake or they are a couple. If so, that girl must be ugly or likes to talk like that back and forth.

I would not be the least bit suprised if the author of the page posted here, and he wasn't one of the 6 girls on the board.

 

[AnyMal]

Ugh... $5.00 on this crap being completely made up. No woman is that patient and no man is that witty.