Things your mother would never say.....

[Axman]

"Be good and for your birthday I'll buy you a motorcycle!"

"How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?"

"Don't bother wearing a jacket--it's quite warm out."

"Let me smell that shirt--yeah, it's good for another week."

"I think a cluttered bedroom is a sign of creativity."

"Yeah, I used to skip school, too."

"Just leave all the lights on...it makes the house more
cheery."

"Could you turn the music up louder so I can enjoy it, too?"

"Run and bring me the scissors! Hurry!"

"Aw, just turn these undies inside out. No one will ever
know."

"I don't have a tissue with me--just use your sleeve."

"Well, if Timmy's Mom says it's okay, that's good enough for
me."

"Of course you should walk to school and back. What's the
big deal about having to cross a few main streets?"

"My meeting won't be over till later tonight. You kids
don't mind skipping dinner, do you?"

 

[Argo]

<< Could you turn the music up louder so I can enjoy it, too >>



Actually, my mom said that a couple of times.

 

[amdforlife]

&quot;ha, go blind? the more you do it..the better your eyesight actually gets!&quot;

 

[NuclearNed]

&quot;Why don't you ask out Mrs. Johnson's daughter? I hear that she's a hooker.&quot;

&quot;Why, yes dear. Lighting Mr. Kitty IS pretty funny!&quot;

&quot;Surely you don't want to go to bed yet do you? Do you feel OK?&quot;

&quot;Does this thong make me look fat?&quot;