Things you wish you could do
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WTH are you thinking? Typing in front on a computer screen and dreaming about banging hot chicks. You need to get out more. Dude theres talking about banging hot babes and really banging hot babes. The latter is what you should be trying to do, not lament here about your perverted fantasy.
If its chicks you want to bang, come by Rutgers University before Christmas break. By frat buds and I are throwing a party.
Ok, first I see this.
Then this...
Wow...I mean...wow...words fail me.
As for me, I wish I could be the smooth talking guy that gets all the girls. It has not a whole lot to do with looks, I've been told I'm not exactly hideous by many girls, and I've seen some truly not attractive guys with hot girls. I've decided I just lack that section of my brain that allows me to draw in the ladies. And the funny part is I have a large number of female friends, I just can't seem to cross that gap. But, eh, not too big a deal. I'm just waiting for that girl who cares enough to get past my inability to be romantic. After all, that's the only girl I'd really want in the end anyways
Then this...
Wow...I mean...wow...words fail me.
As for me, I wish I could be the smooth talking guy that gets all the girls. It has not a whole lot to do with looks, I've been told I'm not exactly hideous by many girls, and I've seen some truly not attractive guys with hot girls. I've decided I just lack that section of my brain that allows me to draw in the ladies. And the funny part is I have a large number of female friends, I just can't seem to cross that gap. But, eh, not too big a deal. I'm just waiting for that girl who cares enough to get past my inability to be romantic. After all, that's the only girl I'd really want in the end anyways
I wish I could actually sing.
I mean, I usually do sing in the car and stuff, but I'm not that great.
I mean, I usually do sing in the car and stuff, but I'm not that great.
-Bake 30 minute brownies in 20 minutes.
-make the laws of physics not apply to me
-not perspire
-participate in full-contact origami
-perform covert operations with the CIA
-woo women with godlike trombone playing
-remodel train stations on my lunch break, making heat retention more efficient
-tread water for 3 days in a row
-negotiate with canadian terrorists
-defend a small amazonian river basin village from a horde of army ants
-go to college
-get a great girlfriend...errr. yeah.
-make the laws of physics not apply to me
-not perspire
-participate in full-contact origami
-perform covert operations with the CIA
-woo women with godlike trombone playing
-remodel train stations on my lunch break, making heat retention more efficient
-tread water for 3 days in a row
-negotiate with canadian terrorists
-defend a small amazonian river basin village from a horde of army ants
-go to college
-get a great girlfriend...errr. yeah.
Originally posted by: Rainsford
Ok, first I see this.
Then this...
Wow...I mean...wow...words fail me.
As for me, I wish I could be the smooth talking guy that gets all the girls. It has not a whole lot to do with looks, I've been told I'm not exactly hideous by many girls, and I've seen some truly not attractive guys with hot girls. I've decided I just lack that section of my brain that allows me to draw in the ladies. And the funny part is I have a large number of female friends, I just can't seem to cross that gap. But, eh, not too big a deal. I'm just waiting for that girl who cares enough to get past my inability to be romantic. After all, that's the only girl I'd really want in the end anyways
What are you looking for a vegetable?
So I guess you've asked yourself why the guy who "looks" uglier than you is having a grand time with some hot chick, while you're walking by with your back pack staring at the ground. Have some balls man, girls can sense when guys are "inadequate" Most guys grow out of it.
Me I guess I don't belong in neither of those categories, since I never tried to go out with girls and never felt envious of others for being with girls I liked. I just stayed my path, Ive been doing lifeguarding for the past 3 summers and girls just naturally come up and talk to you. Of course I stumble in my sentences, but they don't mind
I also love the fact that ladies like to leave their stuff near the watch tower as if "we" were going to look out for 'em. Lemme tell you. We don't...... ok just kidding, if they're hot enough we do.
But my "things you wish you could do" is well to have a managua twa ?!
Hell yeah they are... get the Metallica Album performed by Cellists. It freakin AWSOME..
(I play Drums anyway, but BASS GUITAR is the Shizz)
GeekDrew
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I wish that I could define who I am. I have always identified as being gay, but I don't like that. Every preference in my mind indicates that I am indeed homosexual... I just wish that I wasn't, and would love to find some way to change. That's my biggest wish.
Next in line is:
Develop better friendships with existing friends (my closest friends are very very very important to me)
Develop a social life
Find a boyfriend (or girlfriend, if the case may be by then)
Work less than 12 hours/day (when only 8 are required)
So far in my life, I've not been able to fulfill any of these things. I really need to in the near future, or I will never amount to anything (IMHO).
Any comments?
ST
Next in line is:
Develop better friendships with existing friends (my closest friends are very very very important to me)
Develop a social life
Find a boyfriend (or girlfriend, if the case may be by then)
Work less than 12 hours/day (when only 8 are required)
So far in my life, I've not been able to fulfill any of these things. I really need to in the near future, or I will never amount to anything (IMHO).
Any comments?
ST
Originally posted by: Zugzwang152
get to 50,000 posts....mmmm
<----addicted.
heh, that will only take you until about 2060....
Hey Mon. So quik ghey questions I gotta ask.
You wear tight clothes? Like super tight, even shorter than what you would buy?
You like weird colors? ie. animal print and bright shirts?
You have homoerotic dreams of both men and women?
You like Liza Minelli and Really ghey Musicals?
You plan on getting married or having children?
If you're having a hard time dealing with your feelings, why not let them go? I mean don't be obssesed about men, and don't drool over women. Try to get what you want first, career, A+ in class, whatever and hold on to your friends. They accept you as you are so don't be worried about that. After HS I didn't know what to do, I worked my a$$ for a freaking year and enrolled in a university. Being around grown up like that gives you a perspective on life you never witnessed before. I just think you need a good male role model. Theres nothing wrong with imitation of others. And please don't do anything stupid like smoke, do drugs or drink alcohol. Its so Dirrty.
GeekDrew
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In-line responses:
You wear tight clothes? Like super tight, even shorter than what you would buy?
No.
You like weird colors? ie. animal print and bright shirts?
No.
You have homoerotic dreams of both men and women?
No.
You like Liza Minelli and Really ghey Musicals?
No.
You plan on getting married or having children?
No (unsure about marriage, definitely want no kids of my own).
If you're having a hard time dealing with your feelings, why not let them go? I mean don't be obssesed about men, and don't drool over women.
I don't feel that I do. When I look at people, I don't immediately evaluate them for their looks, be it male or female. Most people my age can't even begin to claim that.
Try to get what you want first, career, A+ in class, whatever and hold on to your friends. They accept you as you are so don't be worried about that. After HS I didn't know what to do, I worked my a$$ for a freaking year and enrolled in a university. Being around grown up like that gives you a perspective on life you never witnessed before.
Although I'm 100% sure that my perspective on life will change, I believe that for the most part, I act more like an adult than many people my age or even a few years older. Many people that I work with have confirmed that without any mention of it beforehand.
I just think you need a good male role model.
I think that I already have a few. My adopted dad has led an awesome life, and is a great role model. My two older brothers, at 30 & 27, are both married, and one has kids. They are both members of our church's band; I'm the sound board technician for the same church. They're very successful already. Maybe I already have role models covered?
Theres nothing wrong with imitation of others.
And please don't do anything stupid like smoke, do drugs or drink alcohol. Its so Dirrty.
I don't.
Thanks for your response!
<blatant shot at quoted post> Let's see, I'd like to do my name in coke, then clear my sinuses with a forty of Jack Daniels. <basqp>
To shrinertech - whatever, don't worry about it. You are what you are. Don't force yourself to "be" one way or the other, be it gay or straight.
Far as what I'd want ... having "The Force" would always be nice. I'd just go around making a general nuisance of myself all day. Stone riot.
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