Things you see people do and laugh (because it makes no sense)

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Jeff7

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Yeah that too. You realize something is missing, and the brain immediately thinks the whole thing should be repeated to be absolutely sure of what was said. But then your brain gets a second to put all the pieces together and actually has a fully-formed thought, as once some actual thought-processing was devoted to the words recently strung together, it's able to deduce a comprehensive meaning to the whole thing... even though something was missing. Language and our ability to comprehend complex grammar (even if unable/unwilling to string it together yourself) is great like that, and it means we can - on most occasions - reply appropriately to something even if we were missing a good chunk of the original data.
Unfortunately, "What?" is ambiguous as well.
At work, I often encounter things that need to be repeated to me a few times, because my brain ends up rejecting what I hear because it's so far-fetched if I am hearing it right. (Or else because the person describing it is using a grossly incorrect term. "The big black capacitor? Oh, you mean 'PIC chip.' That's why I was confused." For some people, all electronic components are capacitors, but it's not always immediately clear that this is the case - then they treat me like the idiot for not knowing what they're talking about.)

If I notice an ongoing issue or difficulty with some aspect of production, I ask what's currently being done to remedy it. The solutions given tend to be so outlandishly silly or bizarre that I immediately assume that I must have heard something incorrectly.
At some point, the "What?" turns into the incredulous form of "What?" expressed with disbelief and amazement.

I like to solve problems meticulously, precisely, thoroughly, and with future efficiency gains in mind.
The culture here solves problems with a large, cheap hammer. Not fixed yet? Hit it harder, or use a bigger hammer - then complain because the fix is just barely functional, and it also increases the amount of labor required to do the job.
Then another 50 brain cells die, realizing that their services are not likely to be required ever again.:\





Self-generated forced convection cooling of a human body:
Ok, let's try this example: Imagine that you sweat something very volatile, let's say it's pure isopropyl rubbing alcohol. It evaporates quite rapidly, and will get very cold if air is directed over it. If you were to lightly fan yourself while drenched in alcohol like this, I have little doubt that the net effect would be a reduction in the total amount of thermal energy present in your body. It doesn't take much energy to fan yourself, or at least it shouldn't - you don't need to be fanning at 500Hz to get air moving. Any air movement is going to give some improvement over free convection. (Yes, the degree of improvement will vary based on various factors, such as speed, object geometry, surface roughness, and a few others.) So just gently fan yourself with a thin notebook or bowed piece of paper. Very low energy use, while causing rapid evaporation of the highly volatile isopropyl sweat.


Whatever case, unless anyone has any others, the things that would need to be quantified for a proper control are:
1) Energy of vaporization of sweat.
2) Relative humidity.
3) Air temperature.
4) Air speed resulting from fanning.
5) Geometry of the body region affected.
6) Energy expenditure required to move the muscles, and of that, the portion that is converted to heat.


Maybe some college professor or class has already done this study - and hopefully not been debunked, like the "Most body heat is lost through your head" thing, or "drink 8-10 glasses of water a day." (Apparently, each was based on a flawed interpretation of a snippet of data.)
 
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Harrod

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Apr 3, 2010
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Putting "In memory of..." dedications on things that aren't being dedicated (cars, tatoos, etc).

This drives me crazy, I'm sure that the deceased really wanted their name plastered on the back of a PT Cruiser.
 

Ichinisan

Lifer
Oct 9, 2002
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Changing lanes without signaling.

%^#*ing offenders do this repeatedly, and they think it's perfectly acceptable. What REALLY bugs me is that these offenders clearly THINK they are skilled drivers.
 

Howard

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Oct 14, 1999
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I don't know if fanning yourself actually cools you down, but it certainly usually makes me feel cooler, so I do it.

Anyway, what bothers me is that people repeat the mantra that "it makes you hotter" without actually knowing whether it does so or not. Where's the proof?
 

sactoking

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Sep 24, 2007
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Putting "In memory of..." dedications on things that aren't being dedicated (cars, tatoos, etc).

I don't know what it is with where I live, but probably 20% of all vehicles here have at least one "In memorium" rear window sticker and it bugs the shit out of me, especially when it's for someone who didn't die at a tragically young age.
 

TecHNooB

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Sep 10, 2005
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What's wrong with shaking a lightbulb? Usually if the filament is broken, you can hear it rattling around.
 

mmntech

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Sep 20, 2007
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I work in a small plaza made up of four buildings, ours is the furthest from the only entrance. People will drive in, pass two other buildings, do a loop around my building, and leave heading in the same direction they're originally going. Wad up with dat?
 

slag

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Dec 14, 2000
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you'll make yourself sweat more by fanning.

But your face will be cooler which in turn, makes your body feel cooler, even if the rest of your body under your clothes is sweating more.

It really works.
 

BudAshes

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Jul 20, 2003
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Making faces at food before tasting it.
Soup fishing.
Refusing to use a tray when they get multiple items for lunch.
Being totally unable to describe any characteristics of food except for cold, hot, salty, sweet and, sour.
Being unable to identify fried chicken without a sign.
Being unable to eat ANYTHING without a sign.
Cruising a buffet to see what's being offered without ever looking at the food and just reading the signs.

All these things make me smile when I'm not contemplating homicide.

This is the worst list I could imagine. What the fuck are you even talking about.

In fact this list is bad I would say it quietly makes me laugh.
 

pmv

Lifer
May 30, 2008
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Surely a lot of these things are just ways of expressing/venting emotions? E.g. the pressing the lift or crossing button repeatedly - everyone knows it doesn't do anything, but it just expresses one's impatience.

In a similar vein you could include 'posting on ATOT'.
 

Zebo

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Jul 29, 2001
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People wearing dust masks in smoggy cities as if molecules will be stopped by basically a paper towel. This is very popular in Asia. Apparently they don't teach chemistry with all that math they take.

Similarly people sitting in Doctors office putting their shirt over their orifices as protection against other sick people in waiting room with them.

Housewives walking around the track with their girlfriend and water bottles thinking they are doing something. Years later still blaming genes.
 
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IronWing

No Lifer
Jul 20, 2001
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People reading the magazines at the doctors office. Let's handle something just handled and sneezed on by forty other sick people.
 

Zebo

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Jul 29, 2001
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I don't get your issue with the fanning or the light bulb examples.

Liquid to gas phase transformation is an endothermic meaning it cools hence the popularity of swap coolers in arid climates or "misting systems". Sweat being the liquid your trying to transform faster by fanning lowering vapor pressure..

Light bulb is to check if filament is broken eliminating the need to check if socket is bad/power is off/or loosely screwed in and you simply can move on to replacing light bulb with one shake.