Things you may not have known about me...

[DainBramaged]

The chain letter said I had to send this to four people. I figure that I'm covered for life by posting it here.


A) Four jobs I have had in my life

1. Professional Hitman
2. Loan Shark Enforcer
3. Union Boss
4. Mayor of New York City

B) Four movies I would watch over and over:

1. Debbie Does Dallas 1
2. 2
3. 3
4. 4

C) Places I have lived

1. Monte Carlo
2. New York
3. Djibouti
4. Baghdad

D) Four TV shows I love to watch

1. Chuck Norris Infomercials
2. Chuck Norris Infomercials
3. Pee Wee's Playhouse
4. Chuck Norris Infomercials

E) Websites I visit daily

1. www.cia.gov/secrets
2. www.hitmanresources.com
3. www.hideabody.com
4. www.chucknorris.com

F) Four friends I think will respond

1. Bob (Sh!t, killed him last week)
2. Rolf (Dammit, died in the Gulag)
3. Pee Wee (so hot)
4. Chuck Norris (GOD I WISH)

Attention whoring not allowed

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[Vegitto]

Uuh.. Sure. You sure you took your pills this morning?