Things you learned from King Kong the movie

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jtvang125

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I learned that:

1. If your ship gets smacked against giant rocks it will only spring a minor leak.
2. If a giant gorilla is swinging you around like a ragdoll you probably won't break your neck.
3. If you're covered with giant insects and someone who has never shot a gun before shoots at you with a machine gun, you won't get hit.
4. If you're several thousand feet up on a building there will only be a slight breeze.
5. You can outrun a herd of charging dinosaurs.
6. A wild animal can learn sign language almost instantly.
7. Everybody wants to the blonde girl. The tribes man jumping rocks to kidnap her. The whole ship crew risking their lives to rescue her. King Kong wants her. 3 T-rex will fight til death because they want to eat her.

Did I miss any?
 
0roo0roo

0roo0roo

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yup a movie can be too long. i'm about 30 minutes in. i'll pop the disc back in sometime i guess.. i just stopped caring.
 
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bigrash

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Originally posted by: jtvang125
I learned that:

1. If your ship gets smacked against giant rocks it will only spring a minor leak.
2. If a giant gorilla is swinging you around like a ragdoll you probably won't break your neck.
3. If you're covered with giant insects and someone who has never shot a gun before shoots at you with a machine gun, you won't get hit.
4. If you're several thousand feet up on a building there will only be a slight breeze.
5. You can outrun a herd of charging dinosaurs.
6. A wild animal can learn sign language almost instantly.
7. Everybody wants to the blonde girl. The tribes man jumping rocks to kidnap her. The whole ship crew risking their lives to rescue her. King Kong wants her. 3 T-rex will fight til death because they want to eat her.

Did I miss any?
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lol
 
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pclstyle

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lol.

8. Kong ain't that big, after all. "King" my ass.

9. Adrian Brody makes the worst action hero ever. EVER.

10. One meal will satisfy a girl for the duration of a 3 hour movie, which is equivalent to 1 week in real time.

11. The biplane pilots who got smacked up by Kong -- regardless of being in a FLYING vehicle with RANGED weaponry-- deserved to die.


Oh, and-

12. It is possible to fall asleep and wake up 4 times in the first forty-five minutes of a movie.
 
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j00fek

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not to watch such a terrible remake of a remake of remake of a remake of remake of a remake
 
K1052

K1052

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Always carry at least a pistol before going ashore on a rather ominous looking uncharted island.
 
dainthomas

dainthomas

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Thanks for pointing out logical inconsistencies in a movie about giant gorillas and dinosaurs. :roll:

BTW, I liked it.
 
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archiloco

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only defense i can think of king kong learning sign language so fast is cuz he has a huge brain!
 
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Cristatus

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...that a tiny little human is worth more than a huge dead dinosaur.

I would have thought that most animals wouldn't care for other meals, as long as they got their big meal...even if there is an easy prey around.

...that King Kong can fight, martial arts style (backflips and punching, and ******...)
 
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jtvang125

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If King Kong pulls you while your hands are tied down your arms won't snap off.
The black guy always dies.
You can sleep among bats but just don't wake them up cause they'll go bat crazy on you.
King Kong went apesh!t on 3 T-rex, broke through steel chains, and smashed through a giant door but get hits by one harpoon gun to the leg and he becomes helpless.

:D I know I'm just nitpicking now.
 
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