Originally posted by: iamme
From Seinfeld: Anna and George in George's car.
George: I'm a bootlegger.
Anna: You're a what?
George: I'm bootleggin' a movie, baby!
Anna: Isn't that illegal?
George: I can do hard time for this one. And community service!
Anna: Is this your FiberCon?
Originally posted by: upsciLLion
A shovel, some duct tape, and a bag of fertilizer.
