things you dont want your date to find in your car

[Schadenfroh]

alright guys, i was cleaning out my car today because prom is the 7th and i found somethings in my car. These are the things i found when i cleaned out my car that i dont want the girl to see and i removed:

Various computer multitools
TI-83 Graphing calculator
Roger Water's Pros and Cons of Hitch Hiking (do a google image search, would link but dont want ban)
Microsoft Visual Basic 6.0 Pro jewel case
Backup copy of Office XP Pro CD
a soviet surplus gas mask

which one is the worst you think?


btw, what did you guys have to remove from your car before going to get your females?

 

[minendo]

btw, what did you guys have to remove from your car before going to get your females?

Two dead hookers and a banana.

 

[Orsorum]

The blowup doll in the trunk.

 

[eLiTeGoodGuy]

my other girlfriends panties

 

[BigKev]

Things you better hide: noose, handcuffs, vaseline, ass cream ...

 

[AvesPKS]

I was thinking some other girl's lingerie, or maybe condoms...but, I guess you win with the graphing caluculator...

 

[iamme]

From Seinfeld: Anna and George in George's car.
George: I'm a bootlegger.
Anna: You're a what?
George: I'm bootleggin' a movie, baby!
Anna: Isn't that illegal?
George: I can do hard time for this one. And community service!
Anna: Is this your FiberCon?

 

[NutBucket]

What's so bad about the Roger Waters CD?

 

[ohtwell]

Another woman's panties or a used condom.


: ) Amanda

 

[Pepsei]

Pornography

 

[GhettoFob]

an illegal immigrant

 

[Topher]

Me.

 

[myusername]

mmmokay. You are a pothead microsoft fanboi who likes calculus. What could be wrong with that?

 

The other girl.

 

[drum]

your dating instructional books/kissing how to manuals

 

[upsciLLion]

A shovel, some duct tape, and a bag of fertilizer.

 

[boomerang]

A naked picture of her sister.

 

[Schadenfroh]

Originally posted by: boomerang
A naked picture of her sister.

i would kill for one of those, she 100X hoter

 

[TitanDiddly]

Your boyfriend.

 

[DrumminBoy]

Originally posted by: myusername
mmmokay. You are a pothead microsoft fanboi who likes calculus. What could be wrong with that?

lol where do you get pothead from? I'm hoping the gas mask...the thought of smoking in it makes me laugh

 

[NutBucket]

Originally posted by: Schadenfroh

Originally posted by: boomerang
A naked picture of her sister.

i would kill for one of those, she 100X hoter

:laugh:!!!!

 

[Evadman]

Originally posted by: Schadenfroh

Originally posted by: boomerang
A naked picture of her sister.

i would kill for one of those, she 100X hoter

*forwards this thread to your date's email.*

 

[TheBoyBlunder]

Originally posted by: NutBucket

Originally posted by: Schadenfroh

Originally posted by: boomerang
A naked picture of her sister.

i would kill for one of those, she 100X hoter

:laugh:!!!!

 

[SagaLore]

Originally posted by: ohtwell
a used condom.
: ) Amanda

:Q

Experience with that one?

 

[SagaLore]

Originally posted by: boomerang
A naked picture of her sister.

Even worse, a naked picture of his sister.