Things you can say to your computer but not your girlfriend

notoriousformula

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Things you can say to your computer but not your girlfriend:

Oh great, spam again.

You're cheap compared to my last one.

Stop offering me Viagra.

Let go of my floppy.

Hibernate.

It went down.

Whoops! Wrong port.

Next year I'm getting rid of you and I'm getting a new model.